No wonder why Jurko loathes Jason SeaCorn.

Unless the extra game on Thursday and Monday night has 'bumped' Sehorn, it doesn't look like he's on this weekend's schedule BEEF:

Are any of these sideline reports tappable? Andrea Kramer actually looked alright last night. ...then again, I haven't boxed Bozo in a few weeks.


1) NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (0-0) at N.Y. JETS (0-0)
• Sunday, 1 ET, CBS (Jim Nantz, Phil Simms)

2) CHICAGO BEARS (0-0) at SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (0-0)
• Sunday, 4:15 ET, FOX (Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Pam Oliver)

3) N.Y. GIANTS (0-0) at DALLAS COWBOYS (0-0)
• Sunday, 8:15 ET, NBC (Al Michaels, John Madden, Andrea Kramer)

4) BALTIMORE RAVENS (0-0) at CINCINNATI BENGALS (0-0)
• Monday, 7 ET, ABC (Mike Tirico, Ron Jaworski, Tony Kornheiser)

5) ATLANTA FALCONS (0-0) at MINNESOTA VIKINGS (0-0)
• Sunday, 1 ET, FOX (Ron Pitts, Tony Boselli, Dawn Mitchell)

6) TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS (0-0) at SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (0-0)
• Sunday, 4:15 ET, FOX (Dick Stockton, Brian Baldinger, Cara Capuano)

7) ARIZONA (0-0) at San Francisco 49ers (0-0)
• Monday, 10:15 p.m. ET, ABC (Mike Greenberg, Mike Golic, Mike Ditka, Bonnie Bernstein)

CAROLINA PANTHERS (0-0) at ST. LOUIS RAMS (0-0)
• Sunday, 1 ET, FOX (Sam Rosen, Tim Ryan, Chris Myers)

9) DENVER BRONCOS (0-0) at BUFFALO BILLS (0-0)
• Sunday, 1 ET, CBS (Gus Johnson, Randy Cross)

10) KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (0-0) at HOUSTON TEXANS (0-0)
• Sunday, 1 ET, CBS (Ian Eagle, Solomon Wilcots)

11) MIAMI DOLPHINS (0-0) at WASHINGTON REDSKINS (0-0)
• Sunday, 1 ET, CBS (Greg Gumbel, Dan Dierdorf)

12) PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (0-0) at GREEN BAY PACKERS (0-0)
• Sunday, 1 ET, FOX (Kenny Albert, Daryl Johnston, Tony Siragusa)

13) PITTSBURGH STEELERS (0-0) at CLEVELAND BROWNS (0-0)
• Sunday, 1 ET, CBS (Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon)

14) TENNESSEE TITANS (0-0) at JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS (0-0)
• Sunday, 1 ET, CBS (Don Criqui, Steve Beuerlein)

15) DETROIT LIONS (0-0) at OAKLAND RAIDERS (0-0)
• Sunday, 4:15 ET, FOX (Matt Vasgersian, JC Pearson, Jennifer Hammond)


Did Tom Hammond complete his estrogen treatments and finally make it official by changing his name to Jennifer?

This is enough reason for me to hate him:

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