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Post subject: Jon Kitna today

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:45 am

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The Lions' quarterback is scheduled for a 3:05 visit. We're thinking about replaying it every hour at :05 for those who may have missed the live shot. :-)

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Mustang Rob

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:47 am

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Knowing how religious he is, are you setting an over/under on the number of times he thanks God for his "opportunity"?

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http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3036235

Have someone read this for you to help come up with a few questions.

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My Coach Vinny

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:51 am

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Mac, can you ask him if he would attend a mass said by the Bookie Priest?

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Mustang Rob

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:54 am

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Quote:

Says Lions backup QB Dan Orlovsky: "Indy can have Peyton. New England can have Tom. We wouldn't trade Jon for anyone."

Apparently Orlovsky's concussion symptoms are worse than Kitna's.

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:54 am

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My Dear Radio Friend Mac-a-roney

Please ask Mr. Kitna how he's doing. I need to know.

Your Pal,
Evil J.A.C.K.

PS, how are you doing?

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:01 am

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Ask him where Matt Millen's God has been during his Lions tenure.

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WestmontMike

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:20 am

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Mustang Rob wrote:

Knowing how religious he is, are you setting an over/under on the number of times he thanks God for his "opportunity"?

Hey Mac, if this is true there's the potential to offend him as easily as it was to offend Chris Spielman (I think it was him) with the mention of beer. That was great, the guy thinks taking a dump in a teammate's locker is a great joke, but drinking a beer is disgusting. I used to like Chris Spielman before that. This has the potential to make the Derek Lee interview a distant memory....until it's replayed a few times of course. :wink:

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Beardown

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:23 am

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Yeah. Mac, you should have some fun with him.

Here's what you do. Introduce him and say...

"Good to have you John. I was hoping to start this interview with the Lord's prayer."

You, Jurko and Harry start doing the Our Father. I swear he'll join in. It would be funny if he does or doesn't join in.

Then you can't act serious again and do a normal interview.

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:54 am

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Ask him if God is going with the "over" on the game Sunday.

Also ask if God thinks it's funny to look down and see that Navy Swastika in California.

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Post subject: Re: Jon Kitna today

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:56 am

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Mac wrote:

The Lions' quarterback is scheduled for a 3:05 visit. We're thinking about replaying it every hour at :05 for those who may have missed the live shot. :-)

Ask him if he likes doing interviews. Perhaps before you put him on :-)

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Brick

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hootmon wrote:

Ask him if God is going with the "over" on the game Sunday.

No, but even he thinks Notre Dame won't cover the spread vs. Purdue.

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:57 am

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Mac,
I might not be able to hear it if I'm at the "event" today. Maybe we could squeeze in a replay during Waddle and Silvy Monday morning? Have a great show today.

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Gloopan Kuratz

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Beardown wrote:

Mac doing religious humor. I'd rather hear song parodies.

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OakBrookJoe

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:16 am

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Ask him if Roy Williams is crazy or really crazy.

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:22 am

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ask him to regale you with tales of his days at central washington. a friend of mine used to know him, and said he was pretty wild.

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Mustang Rob

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Gloopan Kuratz wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Mac doing religious humor. I'd rather hear song parodies.

You're right Kuratz, but Harry on the other hand...

BTW,
What does your moniker mean in Kroatian?

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Mustang Rob wrote:

BTW,
What does your moniker mean in Kroatian?

It means stupid prick. Ask Darko.

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Ask him if he is going to be traded to the Cowboys...

Jon Kitna is an anagram for JOIN TANK (Johnson.)

Also Jon Kitna, Quarterback is an anagram for Brat Jock In A Quark Net.

Also please tell him to throw more because he is on my fantasy team, and 70% of plays as passes is not enough.

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Mustang Rob

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:37 pm

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hootmon wrote:

Mustang Rob wrote:

BTW,
What does your moniker mean in Kroatian?

It means stupid prick. Ask Darko.

Thanks,
I have to check that One Name thread more often.

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Killer V

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:49 pm

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Ask him if that if God is so all-powerful, could he create a rock so big and so heavy that even HE couldn't lift it?

(thanks George Carlin)

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:02 pm

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Ask him if Ronny Santo has ever touched him

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:38 pm

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I'd like to know if I can rub cooking oil on his bald head while he sits in my lap.

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WestmontMike

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Zizou wrote:

I'd like to know if I can rub cooking oil on his bald head while he sits in my lap.

If not, I'm sure Jeff Garcia would be happy to oblige

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:33 pm

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Not a bad interview

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:34 pm

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started out bad, but recovered nicely. that said, he sounds like a tool. i hope the bears smash him

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:41 pm

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Did Mackey tell Kitna that he benched him this past weekend in his big fantasy football tilt against Grid in where Mac lost 86 to 67 in the Robin Roberts game of the week and Kitna had a 66 point afternoon that day for the DYER MAKERS" looking on from the bench "?

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My Coach Vinny

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:59 pm

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Now, this is the kind of info we pay you to provide us with Slappy! Nicely done.

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Spaulding

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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:28 pm

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Nice Avatar Slap Shot ED! I was puzzled then I got it and it's hard to laugh.

I'm a little confused by all the drunken Bears QB pictures but I haven't gotten that far in playing catch up on the board.

I missed the interview, will it be replayed?

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