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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:46 pm 
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Beef Rockmore wrote:
Since Mac and Slapnut Ed have come out with their day to day challenges, I shall too:

My name is Beef and I'm a habitual masturbator. I can't get through a day without snappin' a wrister at least twice. And I don't let work get in the way, I actually enjoy bustin' up the work day by pullin' the goalie in the warehouse shitter. Back in the 80s, I always enjoyed the challenge of jerkin' the chicken while driving in broad daylight too - I miss the baggy Zubaz - they were very accomodating for this feat. I also enjoy public sex, whether it's with another gal or two - or by myself. I'm also a long time member of the Mile High Club. ...granted I fly solo most of the time now. There's nothing like walking down that airplane aisle past all those miserable uncomfortable travelers thinking to myself "Yep... I just cleaned my pipes." I now live my life one snap of the wrist at a time.




That's freakin hilarious!

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You remember it because it was stolen from the movie Michael. Edith Bunker said it when the people from the national enquirer magazine came to her house to talk to michael, an angel played by john travolta. Dan doesn't use the phrase any more, but Terry uses it frequently, pretending it is his own brilliant creation.


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Lines from movies, songs, books, etc., are "borrowed" all the time. And I see nothing wrong with it. All of life's important questions are answered in the movies (I did it again right there, Steve Martin's character "Mac" in "The Grand Canyon.") Now if somebody tries to tell you it's their original thought, that's another story. By the way, I suffer fools just a little more gladly with Lamictal.


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There is also a quote that is similiar in the Bible. This leads me to believe it's been around for a while.


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Mac wrote:
Lines from movies, songs, books, etc., are "borrowed" all the time. And I see nothing wrong with it. All of life's important questions are answered in the movies (I did it again right there, Steve Martin's character "Mac" in "The Grand Canyon.") Now if somebody tries to tell you it's their original thought, that's another story. By the way, I suffer fools just a little more gladly with Lamictal.


That is true. I would need help from the Shakespearean's out there but I believe he wrote that there are only 8 themes for any story. That does not leave a lot of room for completely original thought.


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kerchungathunk wrote:
Killer V wrote:
I always knew Mac a psychlo...

:wink:


Mac's a character in Battlefield Earth? :wink:


Well stated! Although I do feel that Mac has a future as a Pfizer spokesman ahould he chose to make contact on his next trip to Ann Arborl. As far as riding the Favre rise, I'm thinking that Favre has been and will be appreciated by Bears Fans for his history of work. Nothing like having the utmost respect for your biggest foe.

Back to the Battlefield!


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I'll be honest, I was pissed off about the Brewer love Mac was slobbering all over the microphone in August. Seriously, to me, it was a sin to root for the opposing team in a city like Chicago. I called. I posted. I did precisely what Mac wanted. I am such a puppet.
Seriously, a talk show host is supposed to inspire the occational hatred. Look at your most successful gabbers, TV and Radio alike, and you're sure'n to find that they have their share of haters at any given time.
In that, he's probably just like the rest of us. One of my closest friends, tmurf423, and I have come close to punches a million times. I'll bet you guys get pissed at all your friends from time to time. It don't mean I like him any less, just that he was being an a-hole about something at the time. Or I was. Or we were drunk and said some shit, who knows.
No, being pissed at Mac is a good thing for both you and Mac. He's doing it right by getting you to listen (like I could not WAIT for 3pm the day Mac said he was gonna address the Brewer love and the heat he took over it), and you're getting your entertainment out of it.

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Mac wrote:
By the way, I suffer fools just a little more gladly with Lamictal.


Woah!
Great song lyric. stealing it.

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