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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:31 pm 
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Mine is too long winded, probably won't get read...

Close your eyes and imagine with me if you will:



Starting from left to right is a bronzed gathering of Jurko, Harry, and Mac sitting a rectangular shaped table as if they were at a remote…err “event” – apologies to L Justin Craig.



Jurko’s looking away from the other two with his mouth slightly agape with a cigar hanging off his lip, wearing his random Florida State jersey with a bite of cheeseburger resting on his belly (Think Pre-Weight Contest Jurko). The “Good Kid” also is sitting in a position where his right butt cheek is slightly raised off the seat where when can only assume that Jurko is sharing the fusioned stench of Beef and sweaty Ivan.

Then there’s Harry donning a Steve Trachsel jersey, clenching his microphone and pointing angrily at Jurko. The Tiny One also has his usual tray of 7 Jose Cuervo shots ready to go for him right after the show.

And finally we have Danny Mac who has the most unique quality to the entire statue. While the entire statue is of the color bronze, Mac’s Tommy Bahama shirt is a bright blinding orange. Mackie Fish has his arms wrapped around the Tiny One and is planting a big wet kiss on his cheek.

The nameplate of the statue says “I’m not opposed to good radio. – Bruce Levine”

The statue resides somewhere where no Chicagoan has been…Northwest Indiana.


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I thought perhaps a statue with Mac carrying Jurko-who is sleeping and has leftover food on his Packers jersey, And Harry (also being carried-of course) with a White Sox pennant in one hand and a Gino's East pizza box in the other, while wearing a Trachsel jersey. Mac would have one hand braced firmly to his back, obviously in pain. Its appropriate....

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the three of them side by side.

dump it off a breakwater...

Lake Huron Cement boats could moor to it.

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