This is why I ripped you. The thread is fine and topical for the section. Your genuine enthusiasm for this event is the "real hoot" though. That paragraph sums up my thoughts on what Elmhurst Steve is all about. I'm sure you and Dane Cook watched Veronica's Closet on DVD all the time.

This thread WAS useless without pictures-

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

why someone that doesn't endear himself to 99% of a messageboard's posters (unnecessary comma time), feels like posting on that messageboard despite nearly-unilateral ridicule from said messageboard's posters, is a better question....

vanity: my favorite sin! it's even kind of sad that you go out of your way to call people names now and get in arguments. i can see the logic in your head like "i will make people be funny. it's probably good for the board, in thatl it spikes activity on the board which will make more people aware of board meetups and events that were not before. i'm sure there will be some coverage of it in other media, with rozner connected to the forum. but even if it is good for nothing else, it provides some laugh, with everyone having fun with me over it"

and btw, who the fuck taught you how to use a comma?

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pfft what the fuck is this? that's a goddamn fauxhawk, if even that. he still has hair on the side of his head... he's just flipping up a bunch of hair on the center of the top of his head??! huh?

THIS IS A REAL MOHAWK:


THIS IS "A TRENDY MOHAWK HAIRSTYLE FOR MEN"


this is a realistic mohawk on a footballer (european)


THIS IS THE FOUNDATION OF THE ETYMOLOGY OF THE TERM "MOHAWK" IN HAIRSTYLES (argh. the refined google image search blows (let's force all of the results on one page which won't load up beyond the first set of images on slow/er connections... this is the best i could do under the 750 pixel limit)


basically, you have to shave your head but for one strip running all the way from the top of your neck to the tip of your forehead. wow. if this isn't the tale of the afternoon saloon i dont know what is... even their attempts to go somewhere whip out the corporate wallpaper have a "radio happening" is just lameass bullshit where, literally, their host didn't even commit to the indian. someone get him upstairs.

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What is with the gas mask wearing bicyclist t-shirt?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Why someone who doesn't root for the White Sox, feels like posting in the section of the board dedicated to that team is a good question.

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Thats easy...to irritate Sox fans whenever possible. But at least while I'm there I actually address the topics being discussed in the threads I post in.

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Go Cubs!!!!

I think I found his twin brother

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So would Harry or Jurko be Ernie?

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Harry and Jurko agreed to getting the same hairstyles should the Bears get to 6-0. But to me, this is NOT a true Mohawk. The sides should have been completely shaved. If you're gonna agree to a bet, you should pay full price when you lose. Carmen made a partial payment at best.

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Go Cubs!!!!

dane cook is the dave matthews band of comedians.

panther pislA is the dane cook of the CSFMB.

It is topical, fine. But it doesn't take away from the fact that Carmen looks like a total douche bag with his fake mowhawk. He lost a bet and now he gets to look like a total idiot with one of the worst hair inventions ever.


Nice work!

I would have been fine with the Mr. T



It would have even been acceptable to follow the lead of one of the road warriors



but that haircut is lame. That's all it really is, a haircut. As I said before, Carmen's style should be called a 'mohawk.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

This thread was useless with pictures too.

And that's Exhibit Q.

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