I'm in Mexico City and... let's just put it this way:

American Strip Joints suck dong.

Man I'm phucked up...

Yeah, there are no rules or regulations there. I'll bet you can take one of those girls home for a few pesos. Just be sure to use a condom.

There are some interesting places along the Merced while you're there.

Something is telling me Beef's learning Spanish.

Might want to double bag it, Grid....

You need to hang out with the chick who does the donkey. I'm sure she's got some good stories.

Grid, I'm going to be there on business in a few weeks. Joint names please. Also, once the tequila haze clears, I'd love to hear your resto reviews.

Geez Coast, you are the international man of mystery. England one week, Mexico the next....how is the arms dealing business going anyway.

i thought it was yayo....

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Irish Warrior, is Beef Rockmore down here too? I wanna party with that dude!

and coast to coast you want to go to the Zona district and check out Kronos (Londres No 132). Talk to Carlos at the door. He'll fix you up for 2 for 1 drinks and dances for 250 pesos, 3 for 500 pesos... Full contact baby! If you order beer, they're going to put some rock gut tequila in the 2nd or 3rd beer to get you drunker - so beware. Ask for "Zazini? or Erica" and thank me later. A compadre of mine got a hand job / happy ending from Zazini for 400 peso aka 40 clams[/i] (no pun intended)[/i].

...and don't dwell too much beyond Kronos, otherwise you may end up at a tuna or sausage fest with a bunch of carpet munchers or flesh pole swallowers who play for the home team.

Round two begins right now!

Bring back some pills, coke, weed and heroin, thanks

You should have seen me at the airport at 7AM the next morning.

My motto: Avoid hangovers - party all night.

whats the problem?

agreed^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Have any of them given you a boner?

also...^^^^^^^^^^ agreed, lol

come on, she aint bad lookin, if she kept her pants on, i'd let her suck me off

this would be fine if that really was a her.

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Hello Mexico City....

I'm back!

Send North a Sombrero. Might help land a gig at one of the hispanic stations.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

The research I do for this message board.

Recon mission crib notes:

Gold Club: Bullshit deal, avoid at all costs
Foxies: Nice talent pool, overbearing employees everywhere else with their hands out for tips for allowing you to breathe the same air as they breathe
Cronos: Shut down
Tahiti: Beware of strip joints where you get swarmed by short tuxedo wearing hispanics trying to sell you a 180 peso bottle of water, and while they're attempting to do this, young dancers with gold teeth are sitting next to you ordering a 300 peso glass of wine.
Queens: Ah yes... nothing like a tone Cuban hottie-tottie salsa dancer with no artificial parts that can speak fluent English. 850 pesos later. Mission accomplished.... sorta. It will be officially accomplished after I drop my laundry off at the laundromat on Saturday and they get the body glitter, oil and other female juices out of my clothes.

Bottom line Grid.

Where is the cheapest place with the hottest bitches?

One day I'll get my ass down to Mexico City.

Bottom line Grid.

Where is the cheapest place with the hottest bitches? Where do they go above and beyond the garden variety lap dance?

One day I'll get my ass down to Mexico City.

The best place was one I went to several years ago, but I was so wasted, I don't remember where it was - other than it was nearby a club called Caligula. Unlike the NFL and NBA, 'holding and illegal contact' was not only allowed, it was encouraged.

Other than tons of swampy fun, the other memorable moment was hearing the most famous person one of the girls stripped for. "Christopher Lloyd" Yes... Doc Brown from Back to the Future, or Jim the Mechanic from Taxi.... the guy loved his booze and loved his strippers back in the day I guess....

As long as Quentin Tarantino, George Clooney, Cheech Marin and Fred the Hammer Williamson don't show up, I'm always up for a little escapism from the duldrums of the daily grind.

Sounds alot like the original "Majic City" strip joint in Atlanta (home of the original Champagne Room?). Pay the (low)cover...and damn if there wasn't a lineup right there to welcome you into the club. Strong drinks to boot.

Those were the ddaaayyysssss

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

That and 80's basketball are now two strong reasons Im pissed I wasnt born 20 years before I was(and thats not even taking into account the hippie music I love of the 60's/early 70's.)

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Then I won't tell you about the Greatful Dead parking lots, nor the house music parties that would last for 48-72 hours.

But then again, me and Mr. Reason (and I suspect Dr. Ken) could tell you of Hash Wednesday or Little Kings Thursdays in Cham-bana ....

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

According to the one time I was grateful(pun intended) enough to meet Mickey, at least I got a taste of that.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

And son, THAT is what you have signed up to defend...the best and the brightest...puff puff give

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.