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which chicago female anchor would you most like to bang?

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good guesses, but wrong. And Coach, even the most loyal of us married guys do have a slip of the tongue once in a while. But at the time of this discussion, we were in Vegas and I knew she wasn't listening....

What newsbabe could start for DePaul right now?

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Speaking of newsbabes, does anyone remember a babe from Channel 5 in the mid-90s - her name was Vanessa Ferguson or something like that. I saw her out in jeans and a white t-shirt once and IIRC she was the hottest news babe I've seen. Blondie.

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To keep this thread skidding along on its schizophrenic side...

...a moment of silence for Payne Stewart.





Thank you.

Getting back to Coast's very generous offer that I derailed with my love of mid-90s NBC-5 newsbabes....

Exactly right, huh, thinking like Mike North now....

Coast, Coast is a great guy, Raaaaaayyyyy!. But lemme ask ya somethin' Coast. Sometimes, ya know, BeBe is out of town and a guys' got urges, yaknowwhatImean. So, let's say Mrs. Coast is out late, playing Bunco, out with the gals, if you were gonna "take care of business", yaknowwhatI'msayin, what news babe da ya got on. I know it's not Walter Jacobson, AAAHHH!!, yaknowwhatImean. So, where ya goin', Coast? I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. What newsbabe does it for you?

(Full Disclosure: I'm a little "drinky" tonight.)

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That's good Doc. Wrong, but very good.

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Hmmm...a contest to win a spot at a MJH outing based on a Mike North show moment...

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Alright, let me try this again....

Coast, Coast is the best. I'm tellin' ya' the guy should be here in Vegas settin' lines, there's no question. But, I got a very serious question for ya' now Coast and I need to know. IF, there was one person from the Chicago portion of the Jerry Lewis Telethon that could replace Jerry himself, who ya' got. Cus' I don't think Cookie can do it, yaknowwhatI'msayin, Bozo ain't doin' the job with Ed McMahon. I can't see a Dean Richards goin' to da Big Board for $40 mildo. Who's takin' over when Jerry kicks the bucket? What da' ya' think Coast?

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North asked who's my top Chicago newsbabe? or is that just the same as asking which Chicago female anchor would you most like to bang?

This was his top 10 at one time
#10 Dorothy Tucker
#9 Pam Zedman
#8 Anne Maxfield
#7 Dana Kozlove
#6 Danielle Serino
#5 Stacia Dubin
#4 Marion Brooks
#3 Allison Payne
#2 Cheryl Burton
#1 Kathy Brock

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ok a clue. Some guys are in the ballpark, but this was a question relating to a specific situation for which Pappy was known.

Ok Coast, OK which newscaster do youse think would look hottest in a sombrero?

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No actually Reason, I'd love the company. Another time perhaps.

And yeah Killer V, I am nothing if not confusing. I guess that's what happens when one replaces meds with drink.

I was only kidding Coast. I pretty much stay in my bunker. Especially when the wife is away, you know peace and quiet.
I usually find that to be best.

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"Which Chicago news-babe do you think would bang a chinaman?"

"What? What did I say wrong?"

(the above post is simply an answer to a contest and should not be construed as the opinion or language used by Killer V)

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way to get in the friday night spirit there, killer.

Who is a newscaster that has never been in my kitchen?
What newscaster would you like to have light up you're Christmas tree?
What newscaster would you like to have a couple of cocktails with?

I again don't qualify for this contest.

She couldn't have been THAT great if she didn't warrant a mention on the prestigious Wikipedia...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WMAQ-TV#No ... sonalities

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Spaulding:

That was my first guess.

My guesses, sans North's vernacular, and lacking a familiarity with the chronology of your (Coast's) tenure with the show:

1. Which female Chicago news-anchor, do you think, has the best/worst sex life?
2. Who is the only female Chicago news-anchor I've [North] seen "in da nude?" (followed, of course, by a long, uncomfortable story)
3. [North relates long, uncomfortable story, capped off by the following query] "...And who do ya think shows up at my door?"
4. Who's the last female Chicago news-anchor you'd like to wake up next to?
5. Which female Chicago news-anchor runs a cock-fighting ring on her property?

Marion Brooks, she has sensitive/cracked nipples, and I may be able to get some creamer for my coffee at the same time.

Alright, this is kind of fun. I hope I'm wrong I've got a couple more ideas for later...

Northy -

Coast, lemme tell ya' a little story. So, I'm walkin' through the lobby, mindin' my own bidness, ya' know, just takin' in the sights so ta' speak, and I see this fine lookin' lady, of the African-American persuasion walkin' thru in these exercise-type pants, yaknowwhatI'mtalkin'about? And I gets ta' thinkin', ya' know I got dese "Pappys', ya'know, do ya' remember Zubaz? Well, they're like dat, only better. Great for lyin' around on da couch. Got a picture a' Lic' right on 'em.

Anyway, she looked good, but I'd a' liked to a' seen her in a pair of "Pappys", ya know. Dere right dere at NorthtoNorth.com. Coast, what good lookin' lady, of, ya' know, the darker complexion would you like to see in a pair of "Pappys"?

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Dr. You're not saying but......

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater:


"lol"ocaust

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That last one is especially funny because it's probably true.

Ding ding. We have ourselves a winner. Last time I was with the WiseGuys in Vegas, it was March 20, 2003...the first day of the NCAA tourney, the day we invaded Iraq and also Steak & BJ Day. Mike asked Doug and I which Chicago celebs we would like to celebrate the day with...if, ya know, we weren't married. I'll buy your spot in the foursome Doc.