Yea, I think the problem was the topic might have been to restrictive...or none of us really thought deep about other than the obvious.

Or maybe none of us are really all that funny.

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My Maserati does 186.

Just when you think you have all the lowlights covered, Dan McNeil is going to offer GRILLING TIPS.

Nice.

I've got a grilling tip:

Listen up old lady... I want mine medium - NOT medium rare.

well that goes without saying good Doctor

Spaulding is pretty damned funny.

Agreed, Spaulding is funny.

Of course I'm kidding. I laugh at nearly every single one of all the posts on the board.

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My Maserati does 186.

WR- How about Spaulding? IMHO her's was great. It captured the essence of the show.

And how about NSJ? He got his post total high enough to qualify, even if his entry was so-so...

WOW - I was traveling for work since Wednesday and I have missed a lot. My Index page is filled with posts from North Shore J. Great work on getting to a thousand posts. I really hope it doesn't rain on you guys.

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... In my opinion.

I think Spaulding's was the best and after that Ithought they were all good efforts, but certainly nobody's best work.

How about adding a new low point? When the self-proclaimed biggest MJH ass-kisser fails to even make an appearance in the entire thread.

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Congrats J and Doc!!! Have fun boys

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Dr. K and North Shore J take it!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

indeed...good work, and have one for us

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sonofabitch!!!!

just my fucking no luck to have my Professional Engineers exam today.
I don't have good luck or bad luck...just no-luck. and here's another glaring example.


I was off the board early yesterday, before my final studying surge yesterday late-afternoon. completely missed Mac's post. so, i get in the Exploder around 5:30 this afternoon to head home after taking two 4 hour exams and completely dumping my brain of all things civil engineering.
feeling pretty good about myself...felt I did pretty damn well on attempt #4 to pass this fucking 2 year nightmare of having to spend time studying...i'm 31. i don't study anymore.

anyway.
yeah. had no idea.
this contest was tailor made for this 5+ year P1.

awesome.
i'll be drinking Tyskie until I throw up tonight.

Congrats J. and Dr., but one of you wouldn't have been going had I known....

lucky...

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It would have been you instead of me b/c Dr. Ken finished first. When I saw this



I knew something was up. You SHOULD be there.

Hope you passed Doug. You can still submit an entry. I'd like to hear what you come up with.

OK now that nobody is trying to win anything, what 'ongoing' moments are the least entertaining?

I suggest:

> Harry's ridiculous homerism - today it was almost a button pusher

> Jurko's non-entertaining gas bombs - is that really good radio?

> Mac's ongoing smugness towards the playoff bound Bulls and basketball in general - he could have given a rat's ass about the NCAA Tourney this year as well

> Monday Night John - enough already

> "Jailed Athlete" diaries


I do enjoy crosstalk, and the Almanac Segment has become more palatable now that Harry has reined it in a bit.

well, after being pissed off about my missed opportunity, I thought about this for a while and this is my submission. It's a little more serious than others, sprinkled with a little funny.

"the hat flip"
jurko and harry have a tiff while in boston when a hat gets flipped off of one of their impressive heads. the discussion (obviously heard during the show) continues to resurface during the week and is very uncomfortable radio. Hearing two grown men bickering and name calling each other on a sports radio show?? First and only time I punched the button on these guys. a low moment for me.

"Jerk-o"
(Early in the development of the show...year one, one and a half)
Jurko's daily antagonism of Harry and Mac's failure to drive the show down the road when this used to happen. Jurko's "shots" tended to come off as harsh and condescending during this period . The ribbing hasn't stopped, certainly, but now you can tell it's done with love and respect. Jurko compliments Harry much more than he ever did during the first 3 years and it is evident to me that he is now genuine with that praise.

Future Mail

Any and all g@y references associated to Silvy and Carmen and their friendship outside of work....
WTF MJH? Are you guys 12?
Although, the g@y horn that came of it is quite funny. I miss the g@y horn.

Any and all suspensions, days off, paid or unpaid vacations or self inflicted "sick days" due to: show content, show contact, sack kissing, ass kissing, shoving, pushing, or over-indulgence...
Unless, of course, the over-indulgence is directly related to remotes, events, outings, or Chicago Championships and World Titles. SOXX!!!!
I need my MJH together, damnit.

All previous listener driver "name the segment" or "show" ideas.
Ugh...
You guys are clever enough and are surrounded by smart, witty people. Figure out the damn name yourselves. Don't waste precious future mail segment time....just kidding. i like future mail.

and lastly....a selfish reason. Just in case the the above haven't been.
Allowing listener Michael Sheehan to continue to enter parody song contests. (Bulls good, Bulls bad, Sox, etc...) The dude is unbeatable. His songs are too damn funny and crush my creative spirit with their awesomeness.
End the current parody contest now. Save your time and effort fellas, don't even bother. I have officially given up before starting. Michael's Latin-flavored "Andres Nocioni" song is impeccable.

here's to those remaining my only least favorite moments.

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pretty good. would have been inthe running Doug

Good Doug. How do you guys remember all this stuff?

my god...how dare you spaulding with that avatar?

Better?

sad, isn't it...

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I'm sure that WR would be a better judge since he attended, but this year's gathering sounds like a step down quality wise.

not so sure about that, Biz. Last year there was a ton of travel involved...

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keep hearing the word "condescending" during this segment.

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I think this event will be better than last year for a couple reasons.

1.) It sounds...and I say sounds, like a bit more beer may be provided. I could be way off.

2.) The horse races were fun last year, but kind of a flop as there was no VIP tent for much fraternizing.

3.) They handled the travel beautifully last year with two buses, but it was a bit much. Plus there was no beer handed out on the way to the Sox games. I'm not an alcoholic, I swear, but the bus rides really dragged on some of our time.

Mac and I had talked about the tent thing last year and Mac actually thought we were going to have a tent for the horse races. I think we should still go with his idea he had last year and just go fishing for the third event.

"condescend me man...i'll fuckin kill you..."

What'd I miss?

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no clue