If you're bragging about comments like these, thats pretty weak. A Joe Tiller and another tired RadioShack reference. Bring it. Go big or go home.

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For 4 Hawk tickets, I'll cry uncle right now .

And STU, for the last time, fix that quote function of yours. It's a pain in the ass trying to quote you.

STU,
I hate to break this to you, but somewhere in the middle of page two, this thread turned into a bukake party, and you're the only guy with his dick still in his pants.

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

I've been waiting for you to post something since your arrived. Why waste my best stuff on you! You working at a fucking Radio Shack can never get old. I wouldn't doubt you have action figures untouched in boxes at your apartment and you ride your bike to work.

When the weather cooperated, I did ride my bike to work. With the new gig, its a longer commute so I'll have to drive. Keep bashing the Shack STU! I wouldn't trust you to sit the right way on a toilet seat-- which I'm sure you do every time you take a leak.

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[quote="Frank Coztansa"]When the weather cooperated, I did ride my bike to work. With the new gig, its a longer commute so I'll have to drive. Keep bashing the Shack STU! I wouldn't trust you to sit the right way on a toilet seat-- which I'm sure you do every time you take a leak.[/quote]

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This is the lamest post since the last 'Score Is Doomed' musing. Keep trying Frank, before you know it Mr. Pickles will have you over for a hand-job and tequila shots is his lounge.

I might take you up on that. And to make it fair I'll tie one hand behind my back.

Frank doesn't drink tequila, but nice try.

What's lame is a man sitting down to pee. Frank doesn't do that either.

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Now your referring to yourself in the 3rd person Frank. I assume your into being pissed on as much as you talk about urine and my bathroom habits , would only make me assume you shit standing up. Grid told me you walk a little funny and I guess with a load in your shorts that would cause the stick up your ass walk you have.

Bring it on Ruth Buzzy . If your going for my head bring a step ladder.

I'm more like Gladys Ormphby.

I wouldn't go for the head on your neck. I'd break my hand on that box of rocks and it wouldn't hurt you that much, but if I go for the other one I'll be sure to bring a magnifying glass.

My lower region seems to be the hot topic and if you put that magnifying glass in direct sunlight and water my special purpose a bit, it will grow into something you can wrap your lips around and if your a good little Spaulding I can get to spit at you.

So you've got a Chia Pet in your pants?

I've been wanting a pearl necklace for quite some time. See what you can do about that.

People are still playing along with Stu?

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Better than playing with him.

It probably won't be for long. He and his malfunctioning penis would have to OD on Levitra before he could keep up with me.

You said a mouthful Spaulding .. She talks a good game when her mouth is full.

http://gfreeman.com/images/b3ta/spooge.jpg

Hey STU,
Since the Doc never translated his joke for you let me take a shot at it.
A waist is the rotund portion of your body stretching out the sweater in those pictures.
Waste is what you do to oxygen every time you inhale.

Hope that clears up some of your earlier confusion.

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“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

Thanks Rob.

I just assume if STU doesn't get my humor, then I must be doing something right.

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You know me like that.

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A Play on words Robbie.. All the potty references got me thinking .

I had fun with all you crazies. I was bored called Slappy and we got the thread jumping. He is still going to give tickets to Frank and little Spaulding because they kept coming and gave great Fodder.

I said many times before that this place makes my work day go faster and I mess with you all because it's fun!!!!!!!

Doc , your still the best and one of the easiest reads here and I need more of you. Costanza is just nuts but I love the guy and little Spaudling is one of the few that when I see her post I make sure I click on to see what she has to say . ALL in good fun people.

All in good fun?! Piss off. If you go to that Sox game with us, I'm gonna rile up some Alsipians and jump your ass! Keep your Cubbie blue in boys town!

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Your schedule seems pretty full, what with banging the mother of everybody here.

But, I'm flattered.

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You know me like that.

Personally, I'm worried about STU's fetish for women 50-75.

Isn't there a car that needs to be driven drunkenly somwhere?

I thought this thread was about the AZ shows?

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@audioidkid

That was so two days ago. It's moved on to bigger and better things .

It's been STU-ified.

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You know me like that.

Fixed it for you Doc.

Sometimes, everyone's laughing with you.

And then sometimes...

Quit all your belly aching....I provided 4 hours of entertainment free of charge... Most of you would of been board at work or home anyway.

A selfect few here really keep this thing worth tuning into and that's me, KS, Nas, Kid Cairo and Grid.

Don't give yourself that much credit. 3 and a half of those hours were spent attempting to convert your posts to English.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!