That's awesome. It's a dating arrangement site for those that don't know. He actually talked about the date he went on in the commercial.

Does each person get to see the profiles before hooking up? I would think so.

Because otherwise it would be pretty scary for the lady when Jurko walks in on the blind date. He looks like a mafia guy.

Jurko: What's up, champ!!!!! I'm the good kid. How long before sex?

Jurko's date:

It's just lunch is for older, rich guys to help them find interns that need tuition assistance.

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Jurko: Hi. I'm Jurko. Look, toots, I'll wine and dine ya for a couple of dates, but eventually there has to be a pay off for the good kid. Know what I'm sayin'? Despite what they say, this ain't just lunch for me.

Jurko's date: (Runs for the door)

Jurko: Where ya goin', champ? Ya bastage!!!!!

It would be hilarious if Spiegs did those commercials on 670.

"she took one look at me, smelled the shit stains in my underwear and ran for the door"

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Jurko's matchmaker having a hard time finding a woman whose flatulence compliments his .

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