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Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:41 pm ]
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And Urlacher has his vices too...

Two of 'em apparently.

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Nice to see Jerry Azumah riding on Url's coat tails for sloppy seconds and his rejects.

Author:  M_C [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:46 pm ]
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I like the wrist band, those 20$ all you can drink soirees in Lincoln Park are great. And yes "they are real, and they are spectacular"

Author:  Beef Rockmore [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:04 pm ]
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Good gracious, that chick's face is oily. She probably just had a facial administered to her in some Men's Room stall.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:18 pm ]
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Nice to see Jerry Azumah riding on Url's coat tails for sloppy seconds and his rejects.


Oh, he was just there to grade Urlachers's outfit for the evening.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:36 pm ]
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By the look on her face, I've got a pretty good idea where Urlacher's other hand is.

Author:  Beardown [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:53 pm ]
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Urlacher should be able to get better sluts then these girls. The one on the left looks deseised and the one on the right looks deranged.

Author:  spmack [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:32 pm ]
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I thought Urlacher was into black chicks?

Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:54 pm ]
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Urlacher does not discriminate.

Much like Jordan, Urlacher transcends race

Use whatever else phrase you'd like.

Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:48 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Is there another guy to the left of the picture? You would think Urlacher could do better than that. I would advise him to go get a tetanus shot.


As I pointed out, that's Jerry Azumah.

Who's to say these chicks weren't just in some bar and wanted to get their picture taken with Zum and Url ???

Author:  Beardown [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:06 pm ]
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Nas was just trying to make a racist joke. I'll tell you what. Zoom has probrally parlayed his medicore career into more quality women then the Hall of Famer Urlacher.

I mean Brian gets the women that throw their selves at him. Don't get me wrong that not's bad. But Zoom has game. He takes the one's that he wants.

I could just imagine the dummy Urlacher trying to hit on a girl.

Brian - I play football. Do you like football?

Girl - Yeah.

Brian - Cool. I play football. (9 months later he has another paternity suite.)

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:19 pm ]
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(9 months later he has another paternity suite.)


I always stay in the paternity suite when I travel, more bang for the buck.

Author:  Beardown [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:21 pm ]
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Yeah. Who's the dummy? Me or Urlacher? I knew it looked wrong. Nice one Mr. Reason.

Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:41 pm ]
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I think Brian is inserting the hoochie finger up the tukus of the chick on the right. Look at that grin on her face. She enjoys it!

Author:  Killer V [ Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:45 pm ]
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I didn't know that Urlacher could palm a basketball...

Author:  BD [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:33 am ]
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Urlacher has such large hands that it is impossble for him to NOT palm her.

Author:  Beardown [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:39 pm ]
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Grid might be right. It could be a couple of random girls just asking for a picture.

But the fact that he has his hands on the girls tit leads me to beleive he knows them. I mean that's not something you would do if you didn't know her. Even if a random slut asked you to grab it. It's possible but doubtful.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:45 pm ]
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You think he's had a couple cocktails or just smoked a doob?

Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:52 pm ]
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Face it gang, our future Hall of Fame linebacker is a simpleton jock.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:56 pm ]
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Oh, he's not real swift. No doubt about that.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:26 pm ]
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he's eyes are practically shut....so, i'm guessing he's chemically altered in some fashion.

those fakies look like a red rubber ball.

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