Today's email contest is "What is the best reason to go to tonight's Hawks - Red Wings contest?" As we all have learned, SOLID contributes come from this board everyday - post 'em here!

Here are my two:

So if Bill Wirtz kicks off this summer, you can say you were at the last non-televised home game.

You can use the cold rink to help a fever break.

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin

i like that first one paul


My dad wants to see a hockey game before he dies. So I'll get that out of the way so that I can snort him in the offseason.

I want to see if the cops are gonna arrest a drunken Zamboni driver.

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Because the WNBA season hasn't started yet.

Because it will be warmer there than today's White Sox game.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Because its Holy Thursday and I usually go see a Passion Play this week anyway. The role of Judas will be played by Bill Wirtz.

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May 1, 2007 - CSFMB Civil War
“Those who don’t remember history are doomed to repeat it.”

that first one is good, Paul.

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@audioidkid

I want to celebrate cinco de Abril.

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I don't know what life will be in h.i.p. h.o.p.
without the boy h.o.v.
not only n.y.c. i'm hip hop's savior
so after this flow you might owe me a favor when kingdom come, you ready?

what ended up winning?

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Actually it is televised

I didn't feel the need to contribute as I already programmed a portion of the show with my "places to take a dump" post.

They had two winners. One was "Because I have three hours of community service left, and the judge really wants me to earn 'em." The other, I think, was "I have a screaming 6 month old at home, and could really use the 3 hours of sleep."

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin