Linda S. wrote:
And U.S. Comiskular is "Boringville."
Go to a game there - be bored and waste your money.
It sucks. Computer generated sound, a slow, boring game. Good thing they have such great food 'cause their team sure sucks!
Nothing says fun like sitting behind a pole. Then, all you shirtless midlife crisis dbag meatballs can go play with each other in the troughs and pretend you're still in college. I think Lee Elia put it best, 'a playground for the cocksuckers'. Looong bannanna.
Quit giving Jerry money and stay the fuck out of our ballpark. Tell your tranny friends too so I don't have to wait behind some moron stuck in neutral because its never seen a parking space before. Also sick of looking at some idiot shaking in shock because nothing fell on his head or that their daily dosage of goat meat couldn't be fulfilled at the concession stand.