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Author:  MattInTheCrown [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:10 am ]
Post subject:  Brian Urlacher & Derek Lee: Audio lovechildren

D-Lee was on the S&R (mercifully, minus the S) program this morning, and as I was listening to the interview, I noticed something: the guy sounds exactly like Urlacher. These two could do radio interviews for each other, and interviewers would be none the wiser.

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brian Urlacher & Derek Lee: Audio lovechildren

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MattInTheCrown wrote:
D-Lee was on the S&R (mercifully, minus the S) program this morning, and as I was listening to the interview, I noticed something: the guy sounds exactly like Urlacher. These two could do radio interviews for each other, and interviewers would be none the wiser.


Posts like this will keep you in CSFMB top five morons in the ANY OF THE NEXT 40 POLLS.

Keep up the great posts !! :roll:

Author:  sportsfan [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:16 pm ]
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Posts like this will keep you in CSFMB top five morons in the ANY OF THE NEXT 40 POLLS.


Were you listening, Stu. I think MITK was right on.

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:23 pm ]
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Posts like this will keep you in CSFMB top five morons in the ANY OF THE NEXT 40 POLLS.


Were you listening, Stu. I think MITK was right on.
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First off, I would not put myself in a position of having to listen to S&R that long . Second , it's a MJH thread and I don't see why it's posted here and lastly, who cares.

What , Next time Derek lee is on we fool the fans and tell the listeners it's Urlacher?
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If it was not for me posting a reply this post would HAVE "0" responses.

Author:  MattInTheCrown [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:44 pm ]
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Second , it's a MJH thread and I don't see why it's posted here

Hmm, perhaps because audio love children has been a topic on MJH numerous times? Who changes your shitty pants and wipes the drool off the keyboard for you?

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:51 pm ]
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Your Mother for the record.. Hang on on , she's here right .. Hi Matti, I won't be coming home tonight as Mr. Stu-Gotz is taking me out .

Beside you crying about your streaming prostate what do you even bring to this board cry babay .. Answer nothing . Your about as entertaining as Linda S.

Most or all your posts are never answered , so be happy a guy like me gave you a little attention that your moms never gives you .

Author:  MattInTheCrown [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:58 pm ]
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Your Mother for the record.. Hang on on , she's here right .. Hi Matti, I won't be coming home tonight as Mr. Stu-Gotz is taking me out .

Clever!

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Beside you crying about your streaming prostate what do you even bring to this board cry babay .. Answer nothing . Your about as entertaining as Linda S.

"You're." And, if you think that your opinion counts to me, you're even stupider than I thought (and that's saying something, considering I earnestly believe you were sitting on a load of shit as you typed your response).

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:07 pm ]
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["You're." And, if you think that your opinion counts to me,



More than half the board voted you as a douchebag ..So take my vote out and your still a douchebag according to most .

Your like hitting a puppy on the nose with a newspaper. Take some Summer school classes and come back to your 8th grade teacher and have her teach you to have a thought .. Something to get people excited about what you post . Once you do that Matti , then maybe , just maybe I will acknowledge your posts .

Get back to me in September. I 've got to go and take a shit but don't worry , mom is her to wipe and change me .

Author:  THE WIND SOCK [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:15 pm ]
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Stu .... What's the point of coming on here and picking on guys and being nothing more than a tool to people ? What does this prove ?

Some guys might find it funny but I see no point to it . You have a place to entertain the masses here and I suggest that is the place you should do it in .

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:20 pm ]
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You have a place to entertain the masses here and I suggest that is the place you should do it in .


Thanks Jessie Jackson , I'll take that under advisement .

Author:  MattInTheCrown [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Brian Urlacher & Derek Lee: Audio lovechildren

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More than half the board voted you as a douchebag ..So take my vote out and your still a douchebag according to most .

No they didn't, but whatever.

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Your like hitting a puppy on the nose with a newspaper. Take some Summer school classes and come back to your 8th grade teacher and have her teach you to have a thought .. Something to get people excited about what you post . Once you do that Matti , then maybe , just maybe I will acknowledge your posts.

"You're." And, newsflash: you have repeatedly acknowledged my posts in the past, and are doing so now.

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Get back to me in September. I 've got to go and take a shit but don't worry , mom is her to wipe and change me .

So you're still living with your parents. That's nice of them; I would have left such a petulant retard to be a ward of the state.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:40 pm ]
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you're never supposed to hit a dog..

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:43 pm ]
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More than half the board voted you as a douchebag ..So take my vote out and your still a douchebag according to most .

No they didn't, but whatever.


OK , let's vote ...Who thinks little Matti is a douchebag?

Hands down 1 vote here .

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:44 pm ]
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judging by this thread, you both get the title.

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:45 pm ]
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quote="Frank Coztansa"]judging by this thread, you both get the title.
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Cram it dork !!!

Author:  hawkeye [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:46 pm ]
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you're never supposed to hit a dog..


I throw tennis balls and stuffed animals and my dog retrieves them. She then drops them and I throw again. Repeat ad nauseum. Good times.

Author:  Jagr Bomb [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:36 pm ]
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STU-GOTZ
Your Mother for the record.. Hang on on , she's here right .. Hi Matti, I won't be coming home tonight as Mr. Stu-Gotz is taking me out .


Right on Stu
http://www.glumbert.com/media/girlfriendrevenge

A bit long but worth it - Wait that's what MITC's mother said to STU :lol:

Author:  sportsfan [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:50 pm ]
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I'll stay out of this spat, cuz I read both Matt and Stu (one of my favs), but Mac just legitimized this post. He's replaying the Lee interview and said he's an Urlacher sound a like.

Again, I love that MJH use the board for their material.

Author:  MattInTheCrown [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:03 pm ]
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Again, I love that MJH use the board for their material.

Hence the post. Thought it'd make an entertaining weave, and apparently the guys agreed.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:24 pm ]
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I find Matt and Stu entertaining on the board but this is one of the best non-intellectual fights I've seen on here in a while. I can actually read this thread without needing a dictionary. Glad you guys aren't talking about politics or race relations.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:09 pm ]
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Anybody else think Mac did this as an F U to STU for yesterday's pissing contest?

Author:  Sleuth [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:54 pm ]
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"I know you are, but what am I?"

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:19 pm ]
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Again, I love that MJH use the board for their material.

Hence the post. Thought it'd make an entertaining weave, and apparently the guys agreed.


Yeah , the phones lit up like Chrismas trees with this topic. Boers and Bernstein spent the entire show on how Derek Lee sounds like Urlacher.

If Mac did not use this board they would have no material . Come to think of it .... He uses a lot of my material on this board.. When Mac writes his book , I expect to see a chapter on how I made the "Great Dan McNeil's" career. Kind of like Harry made Johnny B .

Author:  sportsfan [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:50 pm ]
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If Mac did not use this board they would have no material . Come to think of it .... He uses a lot of my material on this board..


I've got an idea. Let's try to make the board become bigger than show itself. It's actually not a novel idea; the momentum has already begun. I've got a few ideas that I'll try to refine in the next few days. Anyone who has ideas on how we can make CSFMB bigger than the actual shows on WMVP and WSCR, please post them.

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:21 pm ]
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North Shore J wrote:
[I've got an idea. Let's try to make the board become bigger than show itself. It's actually not a novel idea; the momentum has already begun. I've got a few ideas that I'll try to refine in the next few days. Anyone who has ideas on how we can make CSFMB bigger than the actual shows on WMVP and WSCR, please post them.


Great Idea North Shore.. I'll break it down for you and put a program together.

Segments . Current mail_ Hosted by Linda S. - she break into Grids, Beef Rockmores and Harry Timbercranks e-mails and each week and you pick the real e-mail . Winner gets free car washes.

Douchebags at extra large_ Each week we take the most stupid posts and take each poster to task and tell them they are a douchebag. (Matt , Pickles and Poofer are excluded do to redundency)

Woodridge Ryan vs, Nas_ We take two members each week and do sports trivia with Ryan and Nas being the helpers and the winner gets a jersey from Walmart and a two steaks from the Jewel meat department.

The Almanac done on a daily basis . The hook is, it's all Chicago Bears trivia hosted by Grid Iron .

Sunday night Stu _ I'll do the same lame act every Monday and not be funny ..Kinda of like the Sunday night John guy .

Adpot an asshole - Each week we take the biggest pain in the ass on the board and he stays with one of us for a week .

What's you beef look like ? A segment that descibes your apendage in detail and the guy with the biggest beef wins a combo from Portillios.

I'm sure there's more .. Fill in the blanks .

Author:  sportsfan [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:48 pm ]
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Segments . Current mail_ Hosted by Linda S. - she break into Grids, Beef Rockmores and Harry Timbercranks e-mails and each week and you pick the real e-mail . Winner gets free car washes.

Douchebags at extra large_ Each week we take the most stupid posts and take each poster to task and tell them they are a douchebag. (Matt , Pickles and Poofer are excluded do to redundency)


Still laughing. Classic.

Author:  Coast2Coast [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:08 pm ]
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Instead of "Tank in the Tank" we can have "Frank being Frank"...in which our very own Montana mountain man gives us a daily reminder of the greatness that is Led Zeppelin. Wait. We already have that, don't we?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sat Apr 14, 2007 2:56 am ]
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that would be much more interesting and entertaining than tank in the tank.

Author:  Killer V [ Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:06 am ]
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The Polysyllabic Corner: Tall Midget gives us the pathologies of the rational choice theory and how to research studies which only support
your argument.

Then, a little something for the ladies. That's right girls, it's...Doug. He opens up the sensitive side of the CSFMB Tavern with a program all about relationships past, present, & future. Doug will be joined for an hour of "The Big Interpersonal Show" by Sleuth.

Much like how 1000 staff gives those little "blurbs" during the morning show, Dr. Ken could sprinkle in some soccer tips for everyone.

I, of course, would have my own show on this station, which would naturally, never add anything of substance to the overall experience.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:23 am ]
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Ugueth's Friday post should definately be a staple...

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