Hahahaah. Well played Oakbrokk Joe. I'll only do that if you promise to play dumb the other 3 times I tell it as if you never heard it before.
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| Author: | OakBrookJoe [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Cruel Pranks |
In light of Mr. Reason's hatred of clowns, it reminded me of a prank my roomates and myself played on another roomate (I lived in a quad). My one roomate was deathly afraid of clowns. We planned it out so that the movie "It" was in the vcr. When he came back one night with a girl and went in the bedroom with her, we waited for the perfect time and used a remote under the closed bedroom door to turn on the tv and play the movie. It was priceless. Any others have some good pranks pulled? Edit: I don't know why I constantly post in the wrong section. This should be in General Section. Sorry everyone. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cruel Pranks |
OakBrookJoe wrote: In light of Mr. Reason's hatred of clowns, it reminded me of a prank my roomates and myself played on another roomate (I lived in a quad). My one roomate was deathly afraid of clowns. We planned it out so that the movie "It" was in the vcr. When he came back one night with a girl and went in the bedroom with her, we waited for the perfect time and used a remote under the closed bedroom door to turn on the tv and play the movie. It was priceless.
Any others have some good pranks pulled? Yes, a good prank is posting general thoughts in the MJH section. That always works! |
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| Author: | Woodridge Ryan [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:09 am ] |
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I have a classic, but i really don't know if I can share it on here....Its rather disgusting and just don't know if I want it to my name in this public domain. I'll tell it at the Manniversary. |
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| Author: | stoneroses86 [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Cruel Pranks |
OakBrookJoe wrote: Quote: Edit: I don't know why I constantly post in the wrong section. You're a tremendous slouch. All kidding aside, this is the perfect section. Harry Teinowitz is the cruelest prank of all. |
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| Author: | Jagr Bomb [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:18 am ] |
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Quote: "Woodridge Ryan"
I have a classic, but i really don't know if I can share it on here....Its rather disgusting and just don't know if I want it to my name in this public domain. I'll tell it at the Manniversary. No problem just assume multiple ids like everyone else on the board and then post |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:19 am ] |
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"Woodridge Ryan" Quote: I have a classic, but i really don't know if I can share it on here....Its rather disgusting and just don't know if I want it to my name in this public domain. I'll tell it at the Manniversary.
Nice tease, Ryan. |
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| Author: | Woodridge Ryan [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:28 am ] |
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I've unfortunately been learning from Mike Greenberg every morning from 5 - 9 central. You will NOT believe where Greenie ended up when he took a wrong turn after he left work this morning and what Golic found in his donut this morning. They'll tell you that tomorrow, on Mike and Mike, ESPN Radio! |
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| Author: | OakBrookJoe [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:30 am ] |
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Quote: I've unfortunately been learning from Mike Greenberg every morning from 5 - 9 central.
Are you going to tell the story then once an hour? |
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| Author: | Woodridge Ryan [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:32 am ] |
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Hahahaah. Well played Oakbrokk Joe. I'll only do that if you promise to play dumb the other 3 times I tell it as if you never heard it before.
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| Author: | Chicago Soccer Fan [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:06 am ] |
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Several Classics 1. Jellow into the toilet - Get a hot bowl water with the jellow mix and sugar allready added...... pour it into someone toilet, let sit for about 5-6 hrs and it will congeal into a sort of sludge that will not flush.... it will have to be churned up and scooped out...... 2. Mystery Poop - Take the top lid off of the toliet and take a big ol' poop into the top portion of the toilet...... replace the lid and watch as your target spends days cleaning his bathroom trying to figure out why it keeps smelling worse and worse...... 3. Frozen Car - (I have been a target) - on the first below freezing day, find someone who still has their hose hooked up, and their car parked outside..... set it on auto spray on the mist or flat spray setting pointing at the car..... by the time they wake up in the morning.... they should have about 3-4 inches of ice covering the car..... good luck getting out of that..... |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:08 am ] |
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I'd have to kill someone if they took a dump in the water tank of my toilet... |
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| Author: | buryman [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:10 am ] |
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I've heard it called "Top Shelfed", but "Mystery Poop" is pretty good. |
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| Author: | MUScholar21 [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:13 am ] |
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I've heard it as an Upper Decker |
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| Author: | Darren - Tinley Park [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:33 am ] |
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Storm, that's just plain evil  
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:38 am ] |
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Quote: I have a classic, but i really don't know if I can share it on here....Its rather disgusting and just don't know if I want it to my name in this public domain. I'll tell it at the Manniversary.
Ok Mac... 
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| Author: | Chicago Soccer Fan [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:44 am ] |
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oh man.... i forgot the best sports one..... we used to do this to guys on the soccer team when it was their birthday back in HS..... 4. The Ball Tingler - Take either a pair of boxers, whity-tightys soccer shorts with a liner, or jock strap, and coat the inside with icey hot/bengay.... it takes about 5-10 seconds to kick in fully, however once it does, there is no stopping the pain... water just makes it worse..... it will end after about 20 min of buring but will never be forgotten.... |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:47 am ] |
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Living in dorms for three years, I have too many stories to post. However, I remember a rivalry I had with a neighbor across the hall...he hid a shitload of vanilla wafers in my room...ended up finding them for weeks after words. I got back at him by taking an entire bottle of "Preferred Stock" and spraying it on his door. It was the middle of winter and he opened all the windows in his room and on the floor to try to air that shit out. |
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| Author: | Beef Rockmore [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:48 am ] |
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I regularly log onto public internets kiosks at health clubs and trade shows, and when I'm feeling a bit mischevious, I'll waive or make trade offers involving star players on fantasy football and fantasy baseball teams. People should learn to logoff of their www.CBSSportsline.com and www.yahoo.com leagues. |
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| Author: | hawkeye [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:51 am ] |
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Quote: Living in dorms for three years, I have too many stories to post. However, I remember a rivalry I had with a neighbor across the hall...he hid a shitload of vanilla wafers in my room...ended up finding them for weeks after words. I got back at him by taking an entire bottle of "Preferred Stock" and spraying it on his door. It was the middle of winter and he opened all the windows in his room and on the floor to try to air that shit out.
If you really hated him you would have used Stetson. |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:06 pm ] |
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Quote: If you really hated him you would have used Stetson. Didn't hate him...just wanted to get back at him. Plus, the bottle of PS was given to me by my sister-in-law and I didn't like it, so it went to good use. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:08 pm ] |
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Or Jovan Musk. |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:09 pm ] |
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If I hated him that much, I would have just taken a shit in the middle of his room... |
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| Author: | Mustang Rob [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:24 pm ] |
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Quote: If I hated him that much, I would have just taken a shit in the middle of his room...
Najeh, is that you? |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:25 pm ] |
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"i'm pregnant!" "what!?!?!" "just kidding...April Fools" I was 17 and a senior in H.S. |
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| Author: | Beef Rockmore [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:27 pm ] |
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Quote: "doug - evergreen park"
"i'm pregnant!" "what!?!?!" "just kidding...April Fools" I was 17 and a senior in H.S. Sisters are funny, aren't they? |
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| Author: | MUScholar21 [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:28 pm ] |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:29 pm ] |
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actually, she my girlfriend was white.... or did you mean my sister?   
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| Author: | MUScholar21 [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:30 pm ] |
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See that Nas? Doug implied he wouldn't be caught dead dating a black girl! 
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| Author: | Killer V [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:32 pm ] |
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Doug seems pretty short, too... |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:33 pm ] |
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ever since the riots all i really wanted was a black girlfriend they don't play around they're hard enough to keep any man in line thinking of my pale white skin thinking of her dark and smooth she against me my black girlfriend saw her on the corner where she lived, i asked her "can you braid my hair?" she and her girlfriends laughed at me, said that "it was easy but it'll cost you some" looking out her window it's so exciting and foreign but i'm staying with my black girlfriend drivin' thru the hood in my chevy nova '62 my arm around my little black girl people on the corner looking in my car wanna do me but i won't give her back my little black girl "do you wanna come on in? do you wanna eat some? meet my family?" my black girlfriend |
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