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| Author: | Beef Rockmore [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | More burrito than he outta be |
Link: http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontent ... erica.html Captain America's Melbourne Burrito Molestation Spree It looks like Captain America isn't dead after all... he's just sidetracked his career to molesting stray women with his red, white and blue burrito. Meet Dr. Raymond Adamcik. The Florida man, dressed as Captain America and with a burrito stuffed in his tights, was arrested Saturday night for allegedly groping women at a Melbourne bar. Adamcik was part of a pub crawl in which participants wore costumes. While at the On Tap bar, Adamcik, 54, allegedly touched the genital areas of two women, according to a Melbourne Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here. "Because there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at this time, all Captain Americas were asked to go outside for a possible identification," notes the report. That there was more than one suspect in the case is the delicious marzipan filling of this story. |
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| Author: | donspiracy [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:42 pm ] |
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Saw that the other day. Referenced it in my thought-a-thon. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:49 pm ] |
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I believe good dolphin was absent from the board all weekend......coincidence? How do you look in tights, dolphin? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:04 am ] |
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chus wrote: I believe good dolphin was absent from the board all weekend......coincidence? How do you look in tights, dolphin?
Do you remember the avatar someone had soon after Harry's "kiss my sack" statement? I probably look worse than that guy. I would compare favorably to the elvis impersonator with camel toe. |
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| Author: | Beef Rockmore [ Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:41 am ] |
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Nice to hear Rosenbloom lift this story from the message board today. How burrito is that? |
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