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Author:  sportsfan [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:30 pm ]
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I think Peggy Kusinski would look better as a man. I met her once at the Wrightwood Tap. For a minute, I thought she was a fella.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:31 pm ]
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just emailed the show..


Hey Guys,

I think someone that this procedure would work for is Jiggets. He could be Jan Diggets, and would save money because he wouldn't even need breast implants.

And on a national level, if Linda Cohn had something like this done, the doctors wouldn't have to do any work above the neckline except a haircut.



Frank Coztansa
Author:  sportsfan [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:34 pm ]
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Very nice, Frank :D :lol: :D

I hope they read it.
Author:  Beef Rockmore [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:35 pm ]
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This was sent in, but won't be read on the air:

Judging by the continued BRISTOL-ification of ESPN AM1000, and lack of
MAN UPing by your management team there, Mike Penner
isn't the ONLY sports media person that strives to lack cajones.

I just hope Stout and Powerful can resist, as Lizzie already wears the pants in that family....

L8r

BEEF ROCKMORE
Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:36 pm ]
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It's not a sports one but I sent in that if Jerry Taft were to get a sex change he would end up looking like Shelley Smith's ugly sister.
Author:  Dave in Naperville [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:36 pm ]
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Tom Waddle

The blond hair the blue eyes

Waddle would be a hottie
Author:  Beef Rockmore [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:37 pm ]
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If James Ward (aka the old food critic from Friday's ABC7 Newscast) got his nuts lopped off, I'm sure Hosea Sanders face wouldn't look so full. He'd be gaunter in the cheek area. ;)
Author:  OakBrookJoe [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:39 pm ]
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I think Jay Mariotti has a little Rosie O'Donnell in him. Ozzie might agree.

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/hometown ... 128983.php
Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:44 pm ]
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I always felt Mike Mulligan looked a bit like this woman from Total Recall:

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And from time to time, when I hear North, Huebner and Annie, I think of this image from Total Recall:

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Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:44 pm ]
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is that fake poop on Jay's head?
Author:  Chicago Soccer Fan [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Pat and Gwen
Take Pat Tomasulo
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Add some blond hair, makeup, and an asian possie...... what do you get?

Gwen Stefani
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note the nose, chin, jawline, facial creases, ears, forhead and hair line, temples... it gets scary.........
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:50 pm ]
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doesn't the three-boob chick get shot?
Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:52 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
doesn't the three-boob chick get shot?


It would be a helluva money shot... three birds with one stone.
Author:  kerchungathunk [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:53 pm ]
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This is sooooo wrong...and funny.

Most of the sports radio personalities have FACES for radio. Meaning a gender bender ain't going to help a whole helluva lot. :wink:
That said, Terry Boers would morph into President Clinton's AG...Janet Reno.
Author:  Chicago Soccer Fan [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:56 pm ]
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yes.... she gets her casba rocked very hard by one of the police.....
Author:  sabu [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:01 pm ]
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Shit


ESPN's Pam Ward is more of a man than me
http://espn.go.com/editors/media/photo/ ... ward_p.jpg
Author:  sportsfan [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:14 pm ]
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I think I'll call this in.

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Author:  NotInTheBiz [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:19 pm ]
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Quote:
if Linda Cohn had something like this done


I had the same thought FC, but couldn't decide if a change operation would make her a woman.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:21 pm ]
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john madden with some longer, curly hair could be barbara bush
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:32 pm ]
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Lou Holtz...

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Granny Clampett...

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Author:  sportsfan [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:38 pm ]
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out of the park.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:40 pm ]
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Dame Judi Dench...

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Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 4:41 pm ]
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The Lou Holtz one is perfect.
Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:25 pm ]
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That Granny Clampett is a WALK OFF HOMER.

Funny thing is ... she was a dyke, as was Jane Hathaway (Nancy Kulp).

Matter of fact, Granny is still buried between her lover's thighs:

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