My favorite Harry line is when he says, "I use to do stand up comedy."
gets me every time.
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| Author: | sportsfan [ Fri May 04, 2007 5:14 pm ] |
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5/1/2007 How can a Jewish guy lose by a nose? 5/3/2007 It's very sad when a horse dies. It's even more sad when you had a wager on it. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Fri May 04, 2007 5:15 pm ] |
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For some reason, I thought this thread would be blank... |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Fri May 04, 2007 5:15 pm ] |
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This is going to be a short thread. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Fri May 04, 2007 5:17 pm ] |
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"The horse is the son of the band Danzig?....Mother!" ~ Jurko |
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| Author: | sportsfan [ Fri May 04, 2007 5:17 pm ] |
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We all have our strengths and weaknesses, but the guy can deliver some pretty funny lines. |
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| Author: | STU-GOTZ [ Fri May 04, 2007 5:22 pm ] |
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J Hood had a great line last week when he said .. "Why would Mike Vick have a cock fighting ring on his property'? My question is why you wouldn't have cock ring on your property? |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri May 04, 2007 5:27 pm ] |
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He has used the "there was a two drink minimum at Josh Hancock's funeral", at least three times now. It wasn't funny the first time, and its not funny now. |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Fri May 04, 2007 5:38 pm ] |
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My favorite Harry line is when he says, "I use to do stand up comedy." gets me every time.
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| Author: | spmack [ Sat May 05, 2007 12:51 am ] |
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Few years back, A caller said something along the lines of "I heard that the game was on and I quickly turned away because I didn't want to listen to the score"...and then Harry said "Yeah, no one listens to The Score"... That was pretty funny to me. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Sat May 05, 2007 1:04 am ] |
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don't know if it's a part of his act, but i got a chuckle out of this: why did the female deer go downtown? to blow a couple bucks. nhhyrmyaaaah! hi comedians, harry... |
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| Author: | Crown Town Rick [ Sat May 05, 2007 7:08 am ] |
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When talking about his days as a "yout" and spending time at the track with his family, Harry says his favorite part was going to the "backside" to which Mac and Jurk howl with laughter.
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| Author: | spmack [ Sat May 05, 2007 2:46 pm ] |
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Another one was when there was some mention of that former Wisconsin football player named Matt Bernstein (whatever happened to him) Harry says "Hey its great to hear about a Bernstein in the midwest that isn't full of himself".. As you can see I like when he pokes fun at The Score. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sat May 05, 2007 8:55 pm ] |
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the best laugh ive had out of that show in ages is when mark buehrle was on early in the baseball season, and was asked what the coolest thing he did in the offseason was. buerhle said he got his wife pregnant. to which harry replied "mark when you're trying to procreate with your wife, does don cooper hae to come out and talk to you halfway through it?"
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| Author: | Harry Timbercrank [ Sat May 05, 2007 11:19 pm ] |
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If Harry uses this line again, it'll be too soon. I've heard him mention it three times now. The only thing more disturbing than mentioning a 'B' movie from the 80s is a severed male appendage. "The Masturbation scene in Edward Scissorhands was disturbing." |
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| Author: | sportsfan [ Wed May 09, 2007 5:26 pm ] |
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5/9/2007: Mac: In guessing the number of emails we read, Bondwater Chad was high. Harry: In addition, his guesstimate on the number of emails read was off. |
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| Author: | MUScholar21 [ Wed May 09, 2007 5:34 pm ] |
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How about the good ol' "What's growing on?" |
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| Author: | Gloopan Kuratz [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:21 am ] |
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I laughed my ass off when he said that Felix Pie was the third best CF in the NL. Hilarious. |
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| Author: | Elwood [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:52 am ] |
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New to the Board... I know 'You're happy for me'... NSJ, Who is this Bondwater Chad you speak of? Bongwater + the 'evil weed' = High 
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| Author: | spmack [ Thu May 10, 2007 10:59 am ] |
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Welcome to the board Chad. |
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| Author: | Woodridge Ryan [ Thu May 10, 2007 11:28 am ] |
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Chad makes his presence felt. The board may never be the same again. |
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| Author: | sportsfan [ Thu May 10, 2007 11:37 am ] |
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He's the bearded guy on the left with the tatoos on his arms. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu May 10, 2007 11:44 am ] |
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chad is afraid of computer's... he's not here. |
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| Author: | Bow-Tie [ Thu May 10, 2007 1:02 pm ] |
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NSJ wrote: He's the bearded guy on the left with the tatoos on his arms. Is that Bongwater or Jeff Hardy's doppleganger? |
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