in lieu of today's talk, ideas here;



jose paniagua with his middle finger in the air

adewele ogunleye getting manhandled by a smaller OT

mark prior and/or kerry wood throwing a towel

terry bevington signaling for a pitcher that hasnt starting warming up yet

da cotch holding up that infamous sign when he said "there's your IQ buddy right there, ZERO!"

and right in front of the emily barr center: harry wrestling his car keys back from woodridge ryan

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Farnsworth kicking a fan?

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Haha, perfect. Put that right in the middle of that park north of Soldier Field.

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JURKO at the ESPN 1000 studio.

Never mind.... there's already one from 6-7PM Monday through Friday.

Hang a star on that one.

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Pippen sitting on the sideline statue next to T.Kukoc hitting the game winning 3.

Wood and Prior statue with no arms.

I think a guy with glasses and headphones would be a good one...

Peanut Tillman getting embarrassingly burned by Steve Smith for a touchdown.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Next to that you could have 3 statues of R.Grossman fumbling the football

All good ideas... Garry Meier was doing the same topic on his show today. Some of the caller ideas were pretty funny. My favorite was the idea of a statue of Kerry Wood getting a MRI. The same was also suggested for Mark Prior.

I'm sure Silvy made some attempt at a "statue of Wood and Prior pitching in a simulated game."

Garry Meier staring into a mirror and seeing a second fiddle.

In a week of posts flying everywhere, that is my favorite one, Coach.

(and Juiced)

You could also have Prior and Wood doing the towel drill.


Rodman kicking a camera man.

Chris Chelios taking a leak in public

former DePaul star Skip Dillard holding up a bank

Robin Ventura getting his ass kicked by Mo Vaughn.

OR

Robin Ventura getting his ass kicked by Nolan Ryan.

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I wouldn't mind a statue of Sean Salisbury holding a cell phone. It'd be a good place for pigeons to take a shit.

Ditka with the "re-reack" on the sideline.

AJ getting punched in the face by Barrett.

That fan that jumped from the seats at Soldier to catch the extra point ball.

Sammy Sosa's corked bat exploding post contact.

Frank Thomas in a walking boot.

Scott Podsednik with an ice pack on his crotch.

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Wow. I hadn't noticed, but Frank is having an AWFUL season.

George Bell with a gas pump

Julio Cruz and a series of checks surrounding the ballpark.

Portable Cusack and Belushi statues for any Chicago Teams Playoff runs

Spellman shirtless on a Highway

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Nomar in a stretcher with Tanner off to the said issuing a callout "A stretcher for his balls?"
Bill Simonson with his black eye.
Carlton Fisk standing outside the Sox clubhouse with the door shut.
Jerry Reinsdorf holding an apple away from Carmen and Silvy.

Bo Diaz under a satellite dish.

Jason Grimsley crawling on top of ceiling tiles.

Jay Williams driving a motor scooter up the side of a tree.

Fred Washington's dick lying next to a smashed up car.

Tom Trebelhorn outside of a firehouse.

Mike Remlinger sitting in a lazy boy while getting his finger caught (and breaking it).

Kyle Farnsworth with the take down of the guy from Cincinatti.

Keith Traylor "sprinting" towards the endzone after his interception.

Another one to put outside the Emily Barr Center - Mac shoving Harry (w/ arms extended).

i think they should make a carlos lee rest stop along 355

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nice one wdelany, the apple...perfect.



sammy sosa:
instead of "the thinker"
"the sneezer"

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I'd suggest erecting a statue of Urlacher and all of his illegitimate children, but I don't think enough raw materials exist to complete such a project.

a ted phillips fountain statue, because he sweats so much

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A Dave Wannstedt statue, that is assembled with multiple sections, and a plaque that reads "The pieces are in place"

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