thanks J...but, I beat you to it years ago...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jurktionary
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| Author: | sportsfan [ Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | "Are you Dr. Noisenoise??" |
At a barbeque tonight with the whole family and a good friend says, "Hey, did you send an email into Mac, Jurko, and Harry yesterday? Are you the Doctor Noisesomethin? I know you're big into those guys." I say, "You mean Dr. Kenneth Noisewater?" He says - Yeah they read your email about the Duerson/Ditka thing. I heard it!" -"No, I'm not the good Dr., but I have golfed with him." That was weird. It almost felt like I had spent the night in a Holiday Inn Express. EDIT: Same get togehter. I printed and read the crap story Killer submitted. People were howling. Fu_kn this is extremely well written! Two vocab words that I had no idea what they meant! It's much funnier when read aloud to the right group (that has consumed a few beverages). |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:18 pm ] |
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Wow, this board makes you cool at parties? My grandma's boyfriend who drives a monte carlo was wrong! Take that DAVE! |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "Are you Dr. Noisenoise??" |
NSJ wrote: I printed and read the crap story Killer submitted.
HEY! You son of a...oh, right...nevermind. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:29 am ] |
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So, is there any way to make money from anonymous fame? |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:58 am ] |
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not yet....but, i'm working on it Dr. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:32 am ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: So, is there any way to make money from anonymous fame?
Release a "stolen" sex tape. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:33 am ] |
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good dolphin wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: So, is there any way to make money from anonymous fame? Release a "stolen" sex tape. Just be sure to photoshop an orange blob on your face. |
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| Author: | sportsfan [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:44 am ] |
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doug - evergreen park wrote: not yet....but, i'm working on it Dr.
Just gave you a jump start, doug. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:51 am ] |
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good dolphin wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: So, is there any way to make money from anonymous fame? Release a "stolen" sex tape. Can I be Dr. Kenneth Joywander? |
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| Author: | spmack [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:04 am ] |
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Dr. Kelly Noisewater (as in R. Kelly) |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:05 am ] |
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spmack wrote: Dr. Kelly Noisewater (as in R. Kelly)
Now that would be some streaming video. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:51 am ] |
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thanks J...but, I beat you to it years ago...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jurktionary |
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| Author: | Coast2Coast [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:48 pm ] |
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I love it Doug...but how is 'bastage" not in the jurktionary? Jurko was born in Germany? That means he can't be President. Bummer. |
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| Author: | kerchungathunk [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:43 pm ] |
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Coast2Coast wrote: I love it Doug...but how is 'bastage" not in the jurktionary?
Jurko was born in Germany? That means he can't be President. Bummer. Jurko has to coin the phrase for it to count, I guess. |
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| Author: | MUScholar21 [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:20 pm ] |
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Quote: Jurko was born in Germany? That means he can't be President. Bummer.
I believe he was born on a military base, so he could still be President. Jurkovic in '08! |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:25 pm ] |
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Coast, after consulting my cataloging peers, a jurktionary entry must be an original thought by jurko. minutes from that discussion: we seem to be in agreement that the term "bastage" was used in the film johnny dangerously with michael keaton as the starring role. as such, the jurkommittee cannot allow "bastage" as an entry to the jurktionary. sorry, man. 
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