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Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:08 pm ]
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What do you think Dan McNeil is doing with his time off, we need some suggestions:

A) Determining where Brad Johnson is currently playing, so he can draft him on his fantasy football team.

B) Scrubbing his aquarium gravel.

C) Cleaning his pipes.

D) Trying to find out why members of AC/DC were recently in Chicago.

E) Watching Caddyshack, Slapshot, The Pope of Greenwich Village, LA Confidential and Shawshank Redemption for the umpteenth time while sneering at the sack of Jurko's comedic DVDs he received as a gift.

F) Re-hanging up his 2005 White Sox World Series Championship items because he realizes it's gonna be quite awhile until the next World Series championship for the south side ball club.

G) Planning a trip to Philadelphia to get another facial from Aaron Rowand.

H) Broadcasting into his Ross portable cassette player and then after listening to it, being thankful as a White Sox fan that he's off for most of the month of July.

any more ideas?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:15 pm ]
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I'll bet he has volunteered at the Animal Humane Society to try to train some wild bitches.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:23 pm ]
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Mac has been practicing the golf game. He has the 4 iron up to 295 now.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:26 pm ]
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Updating his resume for the Score

Brushing up on 'Long Way to the Top' for a triumphant return to the karaoke stage

Getting blocks and blocks of cheese for hamburgers for next year's Cubs Sox tailgate

Author:  Stinkfinger The Crow [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:27 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
'Long Way to the Top'


I'm sure you probably already know this Frank, but Local H does a bitchin' cover of this, found on the rare bonus disc of Pack Up The Cats.

Author:  sportsfan [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:32 pm ]
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Listening to his favorite Elton John tunes.

Author:  spmack [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:34 pm ]
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Rollerblading on Oak St Beach in cut off jeans, listening to Sheryl Crow.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:37 pm ]
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yeah ive heard that stink, its pretty fuckin stellar.

my buddy and i did a great acoustic cover of that out at school too, he played guitar, we both sang it, and i did the accordian parts on my 'A' harp, which ive since lost :(

Author:  Darren - Tinley Park [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:42 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Updating his resume for the Score

Brushing up on 'Long Way to the Top' for a triumphant return to the karaoke stage

Getting blocks and blocks of cheese for hamburgers for next year's Cubs Sox tailgate

If by chance Mac does leave for the Score, what happens to next year's tailgate? I was looking forward to Cubs fans being the one's winning the invites.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:55 pm ]
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Opening a summer school to teach the local kids about sex education.

Day 1: proper techniques for rubbing one out

Day 2: appropriate locations for grabbing a wank

Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:05 pm ]
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Quote:
"spmack"
Rollerblading on Oak St Beach in cut off jeans, listening to Sheryl Crow.


Walk off home run there spmack! touch 'em all....

...and Mac doesn't need a resume for the Score. He's got his ratings books from the past several years. Chunga... chunga....

Author:  BlackSox [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:10 pm ]
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He's getting an early start on "Dangerous Talk". Recent events have inspired a new idea for a chapter in the book.

Author:  spmack [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:20 pm ]
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Chapter 22, Bitches and Hoes: Is there really a difference?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:23 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Chapter 22, Bitches and Hoes: Is there really a difference?


A hoe is a tool you can use.

A bitch has no use for your tool.

Author:  HappyHour Jason [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:26 pm ]
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Nice 8)

Author:  BigW72 [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:47 pm ]
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Brushing up on 'Long Way to the Top' for a triumphant return to the karaoke stage


I thought "Gone Shootin" was his specialty.

My guess is he's shopping for a new Green Mustang to mark the return of Danny-Woo-Woo.

Author:  shultzyy [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:19 pm ]
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Being his usual Grammar Richard

Author:  NotInTheBiz [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:38 pm ]
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Training for his rematch with Stu-Gotz.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:26 pm ]
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Mac and Lance Briggs are sitting around bitching about management.

Author:  spmack [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:30 pm ]
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Nice Rick.

Author:  WestmontMike [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:33 pm ]
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Listening to his show fall apart

Author:  Minnesota Fats [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:36 pm ]
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Combing the streets, pool halls, and arcades in search of a Kelly Leak to lead the Highland little league all-stars to a district title.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:39 pm ]
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Mac is practicing saying "BeeOtch" in place of "bitch"

Author:  spmack [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:40 pm ]
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Yeah right. The "Hippest" word Mac ever uses is cat when referring to another guy.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:41 pm ]
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He's watching all the Munsters and Rockforod files reruns he can get his hands on. Maybe even the Beverly Hillbillys.

Author:  Coast2Coast [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:31 pm ]
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I would hope he is doing what any man with a country club membership would do with unplanned time off...he's playing a lot of golf.

Author:  Score is doomed [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:32 pm ]
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I know what he isn't doing- and that would be listening to the shitfest that's on the air now.

Author:  Glendale Heights Joe [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:32 pm ]
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NSJ wrote:
Listening to his favorite Elton John tunes.


I say James Taylor :D

I wish I could have my radio show back. Stop being such a monkey spank, Jim Pastor! The "Mother Ship" in Bristol is letting Mark Madden get away with a lot worse in Pittsburgh. Political correctness is ruining this country and its sports radio.

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:47 pm ]
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He's listening to old tapes of his HFC days with Terry of what might of been and what could be. :wink:

After hearing Boers with his partner yesterday who was returning from vacation this could be the best thing for Terry if Mac comes home to SCR again.

Guy sounds like someone ran over his cat. SEE the general discussion thread. :lol:

Author:  Baby McNown [ Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:00 pm ]
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Wrestling with Billy Peterson in the parking lot of Ryan field after downing a bottle of scotch.

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