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Okay a trade to Phoenix just so he can punch Steve Kerr in the face.

i sent in that he will enroll in college as a geography major, because like MJ kobe also wants to know where things are

Commission a statue be built on the West side of the United Center; in this one Kobe is taking a 20 foot jumper with a hand in his face with five wide-open teammates near by.

-North Shore J

get a couple of white chicks

He and MJ could have adjoining rooms in Colorado spas.

Hey Kobe , call house keeping and get a couple of white chicks who take IT in the ass and have them bring us some towels. :oops:

STU-GOTZ wrote:

get a couple of white chicks

That's all I want for Christmas this year.

STU-GOTZ wrote:

He and MJ could have adjoining rooms in Colorado spas.

Hey Kobe , call house keeping and get a couple of white chicks who take IT in the ass and have them bring us some towels. :oops:

I remember reading about the trial pretty closely but I never read that Kobe took Katelyn Faber anally. Are you sure? I thought he just had vaginal intercourse with her.

Ok. Makes sense.

I read something in the court reporter transcript about a "hot carl". Don't know what that is, but I understand that she wasn't thrilled about that either.

doug - evergreen park wrote:

NSJ wrote:

[NSJ: I (and likely others) have guessed that the vagicourse was likely consesual....it was when he went for the back door she freaked out.

Ok. Makes sense.

I read something in the court reporter transcript about a "hot carl". Don't know what that is, but I understand that she wasn't thrilled about that either.

quote="good dolphin"]

NSJ wrote:

Ok. Makes sense.

I read something in the court reporter transcript about a "hot carl". Don't know what that is, but I understand that she wasn't thrilled about that either.

Isn't a Hot Carl the same thing as a Cleveland Steamer or a Dump Truck?

good dolphin wrote:

Didn't the old Steve and Garry story about eggs danny thomas style have to do with that as well?

I do remember Steve and Garry making refference to Danny Thomas enjoying a dirty Sanchez quite often.

Author:	Bulldog Scott [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:44 pm ]
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Pretty good e-mail contest today. Now that Kobe wants to be a Bull and is rumored to want to buy MJ's house, what will he be next to be more like MJ? Here are my suggestions: In order to be more like MJ, Kobe will: -Pay Kevin Bacon and Cuba Gooding Jr. to prance around in their underwear with him. Others: -Hire Charles Oakley as a body guard -Retire from basketball to become a .200 hitting minor leaguer -Star in Space Jam 2 -Okay a trade to Phoenix just so he can punch Steve Kerr in the face.

Author:	spmack [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:45 pm ]
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Good Stuff Dog......

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:47 pm ]
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bang female counselors at his camp from oprf

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:49 pm ]
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Bulldog Scott wrote: Okay a trade to Phoenix just so he can punch Steve Kerr in the face. ....line of the day....

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:49 pm ]
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space jame 2 i sent in that he will enroll in college as a geography major, because like MJ kobe also wants to know where things are

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Author:	Bulldog Scott [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:50 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: i sent in that he will enroll in college as a geography major, because like MJ kobe also wants to know where things are That one is good, and would be a cinch to win if Mac were there.

Author:	doug - evergreen park [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:55 pm ]
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good stuff guys.

Author:	Mustang Rob [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:18 pm ]
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He should just retire and become a minor league outfielder for the Chicago Cubs

Author:	HappyHour Jason [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:19 pm ]
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He'll learn how to tip....

Author:	sportsfan [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:34 pm ]
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Commission a statue be built on the West side of the United Center; in this one Kobe is taking a 20 foot jumper with a hand in his face with five wide-open teammates near by. -North Shore J

Author:	Woodridge Ryan [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:35 pm ]
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NSJ wrote: Commission a statue be built on the West side of the United Center; in this one Kobe is taking a 20 foot jumper with a hand in his face with five wide-open teammates near by. -North Shore J In the future of 6 on 6 basketball.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:38 pm ]
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Author:	sportsfan [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:38 pm ]
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Good catch.

Author:	STU-GOTZ [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:46 pm ]
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He and MJ could have adjoining rooms in Colorado spas. Hey Kobe , call house keeping and get a couple of white chicks who take IT in the ass and have them bring us some towels.

Author:	Woodridge Ryan [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:40 pm ]
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Hell, it just adds some hyperbole to your point. Even if Kobe had 5 open teammates, you still think he'd shoot a 20 footer

Author:	The Gridiron Assassin [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:49 pm ]
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Actually, using some of his past experience, Kobe makes the prequel to Space Jam: "ASS JAM!!!"

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Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:47 pm ]
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STU-GOTZ wrote: get a couple of white chicks That's all I want for Christmas this year.

Author:	sportsfan [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:51 pm ]
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STU-GOTZ wrote: He and MJ could have adjoining rooms in Colorado spas. Hey Kobe , call house keeping and get a couple of white chicks who take IT in the ass and have them bring us some towels. I remember reading about the trial pretty closely but I never read that Kobe took Katelyn Faber anally. Are you sure? I thought he just had vaginal intercourse with her.

Author:	Mustang Rob [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:51 pm ]
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Kid Cairo wrote: STU-GOTZ wrote: get a couple of white chicks That's all I want for Christmas this year. Go get'em Kid.

Author:	sportsfan [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:33 pm ]
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Ok. Makes sense. I read something in the court reporter transcript about a "hot carl". Don't know what that is, but I understand that she wasn't thrilled about that either.

Author:	HappyHour Jason [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:35 pm ]
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NSJ wrote: Ok. Makes sense. I read something in the court reporter transcript about a "hot carl". Don't know what that is, but I understand that she wasn't thrilled about that either. A flash light maybe?

Author:	STU-GOTZ [ Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:37 pm ]
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Quote: doug - evergreen park wrote: NSJ wrote: [NSJ: I (and likely others) have guessed that the vagicourse was likely consesual....it was when he went for the back door she freaked out. That is correct.I remember reading the actual transcript on Smoking gun .com and she did say he tried to force the hog in the trough. Lucky for him a nugget did not fly out of her ass just afterwards. Or Carmello Anthoney for that matter. .

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:11 am ]
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NSJ wrote: Ok. Makes sense. I read something in the court reporter transcript about a "hot carl". Don't know what that is, but I understand that she wasn't thrilled about that either. Isn't a Hot Carl the same thing as a Cleveland Steamer or a Dump Truck?

Author:	STU-GOTZ [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:19 am ]
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[ Quote: quote="good dolphin"] NSJ wrote: Ok. Makes sense. I read something in the court reporter transcript about a "hot carl". Don't know what that is, but I understand that she wasn't thrilled about that either. Isn't a Hot Carl the same thing as a Cleveland Steamer or a Dump Truck? [/quote] Yeah , I always invoked the "Hot Carl" on a one night stand... Let's break out the Siran wrap and let me shit on your face.. I'm up for just about anything but when it comes to shitting or pissing on me or someone else I have to call a timeout and pack my shit up and get the fuck out of there.

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:45 am ]
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Didn't the old Steve and Garry story about eggs danny thomas style have to do with that as well?

Author:	STU-GOTZ [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:58 am ]
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Quote: good dolphin wrote: Didn't the old Steve and Garry story about eggs danny thomas style have to do with that as well? I've heard the same thing about Jack Brickhouse and a glass coffee table. I do remember Steve and Garry making refference to Danny Thomas enjoying a dirty Sanchez quite often.

Author:	sportsfan [ Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:02 am ]
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STU-GOTZ wrote: I do remember Steve and Garry making refference to Danny Thomas enjoying a dirty Sanchez quite often. Ok - that's what I was trying to remember. Is it technically a Dirty Sanchez if you only use two fingers?