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 Post subject: The secret is out!
PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:51 pm 
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http://espn.go.com/espnradiostations/Ch ... 56766.html

Just noticed the inside joke is now public knowledge.....


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It wasnt a secret. It didn't take us long to figure out that Miller Lite contest sucked.

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Hmph...HHJ looks different than I pictured, and Frank Coztansa really does look like his slightly misspelled namesake.


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Hmph...HHJ looks different than I pictured

The sex change was successful...

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with due respect, that is a terrible picture of me. this one (which will make stugotz very happy) is much better:

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http://espn.go.com/espnradiostations/Chicago1000/gallery/31456766.html

Just noticed the inside joke is now public knowledge.....


Hey Hawkeye, Ronald Reagan passed away too. Just thought I'd let you know.


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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
http://espn.go.com/espnradiostations/Chicago1000/gallery/31456766.html

Just noticed the inside joke is now public knowledge.....


Hey Vince, welcome to the board! :lol:

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now fix your quote!

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Frank, is that really you celebrating South Side Greatness?

If so, I'll need you to autograph that bad boy. That's frame worthy. I'll put it right next to the picture of Mac getting a facial from Aaron Rowand.


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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Hawkeye Vince wrote:
http://espn.go.com/espnradiostations/Chicago1000/gallery/31456766.html

Just noticed the inside joke is now public knowledge.....


Hey Vince, welcome to the board! :lol:


LOL - Yeah yeah. I meant it was public knowledge for everyone that happens to peruse the ESPN 1000 website.


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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
Hawkeye Vince wrote:
http://espn.go.com/espnradiostations/Chicago1000/gallery/31456766.html

Just noticed the inside joke is now public knowledge.....


Hey Hawkeye, Ronald Reagan passed away too. Just thought I'd let you know.


Is Barbaro still dead?


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Is Barbaro still dead?

Yes.

And Buckwheat was also shot.

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Frank, is that really you celebrating South Side Greatness?

If so, I'll need you to autograph that bad boy. That's frame worthy. I'll put it right next to the picture of Mac getting a facial from Aaron Rowand.


Yes. Mere hours after I had landed at Ohare, I drank at my buddy's place down in Bridgeport and we headed to The Cell to celebrate the World's Title. That picture accompanied an AP story about the fans celebrating which was on si.com and msnbc.com. (WHoo WHoooo!)

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Kid Cairo wrote:
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Is Barbaro still dead?

Yes.

And Buckwheat was also shot.


And is Martin Navratilova still a dyke?


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she is?

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yep. she's a pitcher just like heath was

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Doug - I've been here long enough to know the whole story....:-)

My comment was more referring to the casual or new person to the board who might not know and happen to see the picture on MJH's site....

Aw hell, I'm trying to defend my logic to a civil engineer. When you get a chemical engineering degree, let me know. :P


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And the circle jerk that ensues...

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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Aw hell, I'm trying to defend my logic to a civil engineer. When you get a chemical engineering degree, let me know. :P


(see for those of you who don't know...Civil Engineering is considered the "easy Engineering Degree". )

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Aw hell, I'm trying to defend my logic to a civil engineer. When you get a chemical engineering degree, let me know. :P


(see for those of you who don't know...Civil Engineering is considered the "easy Engineering Degree". )

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with due respect, that is a terrible picture of me. this one (which will make stugotz very happy) is much better:

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I think Frank was dropped off in the Pilsen neighborhood at about 18th and Ashland in this photo. :P

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Here's a good 'engineering' joke for you nerds:

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were.

The first man, Doug the engineer, had a dog named "T-Square". The second man, Zack an accountant, had a dog named "Slide-Rule". The third man, Vince a chemist, had a dog called "Measure". The fourth man Beef was a Union member.

To show off, Doug the engineer rubbed his bald head called to his dog, "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square trotted over to a desk and, with a pen, promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle onto some paper.

Everyone agreed that that was pretty good. Zack the accountant rubbed his meticulously trimmed sideburns, insisted his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He proceeded to divide the cookies into four equal piles of three each.

Everyone agreed that that too was pretty good. Vince the chemist snorted something from under his thumbnail, and proclaimed that his dog could do even better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten ounce glass from the cupboard, and then poured exactly eight ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that that was pretty good, as well. Then, they all turned to Beef the Union member, shook him to wake him up and said, "Hey, pal, what can your dog do?"

Beef the Union member stood up, rubbed his eyese, scratched his nuts, called his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, fucked the other three dogs, claimed he'd injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers' Compensation, and then went home on sick leave and posted naked images not suitable for work at the Redacted Message Board.


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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Aw hell, I'm trying to defend my logic to a civil engineer. When you get a chemical engineering degree, let me know. :P


(see for those of you who don't know...Civil Engineering is considered the "easy Engineering Degree". )

?


We all know doug. Custodial engineers consider civil engineering easy.


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with due respect, that is a terrible picture of me. this one (which will make stugotz very happy) is much better:

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I think Frank was dropped off in the Pilsen neighborhood at about 18th and Ashland in this photo. :P


It reminds me of the Cheech Marin video for the parody song Born In East L.A.


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A Civil, Electrical, and Mechanical Engineer are debating God creating the human body.

The Electirical states that God must have been an Electrical Engineer because the nervous system is similar to fiber routing the information highway.

The Mechanical states that God must have been an Mechanical Engineer because the joints and bones are similar to support framework.

The Civil states that God must have been an Civil Engineer because nobody else would put a sanitary sewer in the middle of a recreational area.

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