Yep. I'm quite sure the presence of more '85 Bears is just what we need.

As for "becoming North," first I'd have to have a colossal drop in the ratings. Then I would complain about the station not putting the show on billboards and suggest the ratings are flawed. Then, I would book Fritzy for a night on the town segment once a week. I then would purchase several "million dollar properties around the country." I wouldn't let Jurk and Harry ask questions in an interview. I'd make ethnic slurs. It also would be incumbent on me to promote Tom Dreesen's celebrity golf outing, start playing 16" softball, refuse to listen to critics in forums like this one, play Rat Pack music, buy a dog and talk about it all the time, alienate the rest of the airstaff, tell people how much I appreciated Dan Jiggetts, hire SpaceBall as my representative, wear black t-shirts to create the illusion I'm younger, insult Ozzie Guillen, do my show with my wife from Vegas, never go to spring training or games during the regular season, fracture my relationship with A.J. Pierzynski, have Harry produce a segment called "The Bookie Rabbi," never use the internet, and lie, lie, lie.

Have I missed anything? Let me know because I want to be JUST LIKE NORTH.

You forgot hiring a waitress, making her your executive producer and giving her airtime so you can sexually harass her but at the same time say that she's like a daughter to you. I'm not saying, I 'm just saying. Plus you'd have to be nominated for Douchebag of the week every week. Other than that I think you covered it Mac.

That's a pretty scathing review of North. I thought Mac and he were good buddies now?

I'd have to brag incessantly about ratings, even though more people consistently listen to my competition. Then I would complain about the station not allowing me to use profanity and refer to producers as "bitches". Then, I would allow awful comedians the chance to run skits and parody music songs. I would make sure everyone knows just how wonderful my home is and how much cool stuff I own. I would let Jurko take long stretches of the show without saying anything. I'd make gender slurs. It also would be incumbent on me to promote Allen brothers meats, start playing drums, get red-assed in forums like this one, play rock music from 3 or 4 decades ago, buy expensive stuff and talk about it all the time, alienate previous co-workers, tell people how much I appreciated Terry Boers, wear vertical stripes to create the illusion I'm thinner, insult the Cubs organization constantly, not show up to work the day after the Sox won the World Series, fracture my relationship with Michael Strahan, have Harry produce some of the most awful bits Chicago radio has ever heard, and lie, lie, lie.

Have I missed anything? Let me know because I want to be JUST LIKE MAC.

Yep. I'm quite sure the presence of more '85 Bears is just what we need.

As for "becoming North," first I'd have to have a colossal drop in the ratings. Then I would complain about the station not putting the show on billboards and suggest the ratings are flawed. Then, I would book Fritzy for a night on the town segment once a week. I then would purchase several "million dollar properties around the country." I wouldn't let Jurk and Harry ask questions in an interview. I'd make ethnic slurs. It also would be incumbent on me to promote Tom Dreesen's celebrity golf outing, start playing 16" softball, refuse to listen to critics in forums like this one, play Rat Pack music, buy a dog and talk about it all the time, alienate the rest of the airstaff, tell people how much I appreciated Dan Jiggetts, hire SpaceBall as my representative, wear black t-shirts to create the illusion I'm younger, insult Ozzie Guillen, do my show with my wife from Vegas, never go to spring training or games during the regular season, fracture my relationship with A.J. Pierzynski, have Harry produce a segment called "The Bookie Rabbi," never use the internet, and lie, lie, lie.

Have I missed anything? Let me know because I want to be JUST LIKE NORTH.

Yep. I'm quite sure the presence of more '85 Bears is just what we need.

As for "becoming North," first I'd have to have a colossal drop in the ratings. Then I would complain about the station not putting the show on billboards and suggest the ratings are flawed. Then, I would book Fritzy for a night on the town segment once a week. I then would purchase several "million dollar properties around the country." I wouldn't let Jurk and Harry ask questions in an interview. I'd make ethnic slurs. It also would be incumbent on me to promote Tom Dreesen's celebrity golf outing, start playing 16" softball, refuse to listen to critics in forums like this one, play Rat Pack music, buy a dog and talk about it all the time, alienate the rest of the airstaff, tell people how much I appreciated Dan Jiggetts, hire SpaceBall as my representative, wear black t-shirts to create the illusion I'm younger, insult Ozzie Guillen, do my show with my wife from Vegas, never go to spring training or games during the regular season, fracture my relationship with A.J. Pierzynski, have Harry produce a segment called "The Bookie Rabbi," never use the internet, and lie, lie, lie.

Have I missed anything? Let me know because I want to be JUST LIKE NORTH.

You forgot hiring a waitress, making her your executive producer and giving her airtime

See, I'm sure you two have more in common than you realize.

Irish Boy that rocks. Best post I've read here in ages. I can tell you spent some time on it. Touch 'em all, dude.

Yep. I'm quite sure the presence of more '85 Bears is just what we need.

I was just being facetious. I couldn't imagine anyone worse at a sportstalk show than Jim McMahon.

As for "becoming North," first I'd have to have a colossal drop in the ratings. Then I would complain about the station not putting the show on billboards and suggest the ratings are flawed. Then, I would book Fritzy for a night on the town segment once a week. I then would purchase several "million dollar properties around the country." I wouldn't let Jurk and Harry ask questions in an interview. I'd make ethnic slurs. It also would be incumbent on me to promote Tom Dreesen's celebrity golf outing, start playing 16" softball, refuse to listen to critics in forums like this one, play Rat Pack music, buy a dog and talk about it all the time, alienate the rest of the airstaff, tell people how much I appreciated Dan Jiggetts, hire SpaceBall as my representative, wear black t-shirts to create the illusion I'm younger, insult Ozzie Guillen, do my show with my wife from Vegas, never go to spring training or games during the regular season, fracture my relationship with A.J. Pierzynski, have Harry produce a segment called "The Bookie Rabbi," never use the internet, and lie, lie, lie.

Have I missed anything? Let me know because I want to be JUST LIKE NORTH.

Actually, Mac, you missed one thing...you would also need a weekly picks segment with Coast2Coast.

... have Harry produce a segment called "The Bookie Rabbi,"...

Next thing you know Coast is going to ask for a paid trip to Vegas during the college hoops tourney to do his pick segments.