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| Author: | A7X [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | George Brett? |
I've only heard bits and pieces today. What is this George Brett thing they keep cracking up over? |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: George Brett? |
Here it is!http://www.faniq.com/blog/Video-George-Brett-Talks-About-How-He-Poops-His-Pants-Blog-11988 |
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| Author: | A7X [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: George Brett? |
Sounds like I'm not missing much today. In the approximate 5 minutes I listened today, I heard cackling about a guy shiting his pants and a 2 minute discussion of Jurko's farts. Sounds more like "The Junior High School Lunch Room" than "The Afternoon Saloon". |
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| Author: | Jagr Bomb [ Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: George Brett? |
The vids are being yanked very quickly based on the publicity and TBS trying to protect it's copyright Transcript Brett talking to some young player I shit my pants last night I did went out and had a great meal just a great fuckin meal I had to go to the bathroom so bad in the car I’m going travel hurry up I gotta shit and I had, just fuckin shit in my pants I’m good uh, twice a year for that when was the last time you shit your pants been a while? “yeah, it’s been a long time” I was in vegas a couple years ago this is an honest to god true story staying at the bellagio and went over to the mirage for dinner and met some friends of mine over there went to cocomos a great little steak house the guy brings out some fresh crab legs and says “these just came in I gotta give ‘em to you guys” brings a set and I’m eatin ‘em then we go play..gamble a little bit had a tee time early in the morning so I said, ‘look, I gotta get going’ I’m walkin back to the hotel and I get three quarters of the way out of the lobby all the sudden I go, ‘aww fuck!’ and I’m standing here like this I got my butt pinched like this so fuckin, I’m fucked, I can’t move all the sudden, you know, it felt alright I went just like this and (he makes the sound of opening flood gates) water . . . I had food poisoning from the crabs take off my leather jacket tied it around my waist and I’m just standing there and it’s just running down my leg I got jeans on black bucks, no socks and I just start fuckin walking and every time I’m walk, somethings coming out it’s water just straight fuckin water then, to show you how sick I was then I’m standing outside and make a call on my cell phone I call a guy I said larry you’re not gonna believe this I’m standing outside the lobby of the bellagio I can’t move, I got shit everywhere I got shit all over myself and larry’s about a 48 waist so he brings me over a pair of pants and some towels and he comes over, and meets me, I tell him where I’m standing he finds the closest bathroom when you go up the escalator and go up the fuckin…I can’t get in the fuckin elevator it’s twelve o’clock at night he goes in and finds the closest bathroom in the lobby of the hotel and then I get in the escalator and he kinda pretends like he drops something so no one gets behind me he tells me where it is and he goes in there goes and gets the towel all wet for me throws it over the fuckin stall I take off all my fuckin clothes, just wipe off leave my shoes, my pants, everything, right there the towels just right there in the stall and I’m walking barefoot, with my shirt and with his pants that are a 48 waist through the lobby like this (as he acts like he’s holding his pants up) at midnight got up in the morning and took the most perfect double tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life … true story … who’s the pitchers in this game? |
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