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Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:33 pm ]
Post subject:  WTF ??

Don't any of you live West? I go out for a couple of beers to the remote and no body IS out there. Good to see you Mackey and yes, Slappy had ass issues at the Casino and couldn't make it out as he had to go home and change his pants.

I was with him early in the day and we hit a buffet at the Casino and the buffet hit him.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:18 pm ]
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Your friend lacks intestinal fortitude as this happens to him a lot. Unless of course you're making stuff up, but you wouldn't do that.

If you want people to attend an event it is a good idea to post before you go.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:36 pm ]
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And if MJH want people to attend thier events, its a good idea for STU not to post before he goes.

Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:47 pm ]
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I was there from 4 to 6PM Stu.

You missed a treat if you didn't get to see Jurko jamming six of the jumbo sized Reese's Peanut Butter Cups into his gullet.

This from in the studio:

Image

One guy, six cups.

Author:  W_Z [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:00 pm ]
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i've been to that BW3 a bunch of times because my sister and her bf go there for football. it's decent. i mean, i guess they're all the same. there was no way in hell i was hauling up to randall road on a friday night though.

Author:  Slap Shot ED [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:36 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Your friend lacks intestinal fortitude as this happens to him a lot. Unless of course you're making stuff up, but you wouldn't do that.

If you want people to attend an event it is a good idea to post before you go.


I don't know what I ate but geez my stomach was killing me. We were playing poker I got dealt pocket 8's and I couldn't wait for the flop because that table would of seen the river running down my leg.

I'll be out at the next Joliet, Naperville , Shoeless remote.

Author:  SHARK [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:57 pm ]
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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
I was there from 4 to 6PM Stu.

You missed a treat if you didn't get to see Jurko jamming six of the jumbo sized Reese's Peanut Butter Cups into his gullet.

This from in the studio:

Image

One guy, six cups.

Grid, I heard that on my way home from work yesterday with "Jurko" jamming 6 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups down his throat...That was pretty good, even better than Mike Golic trying to eat & talk sports with his mouth full... :lol:

Author:  donspiracy [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:13 pm ]
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Thanks for letting us know you'll be there after the remote...

We are good, but we aren't mind readers STU.

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:27 pm ]
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Feel better Ed. I'd stay away from sushi and buffets. Thinking about it...your troubles could be related to Stu. Is he usually around when you have these issues.

Next time you make a remote Stu let me know. I want to party with you.

Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:41 pm ]
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Hey WZ/Phil Simm(pleton)s - the old BUD's on Randall due north of 38 is now Real Time Sports.

On my way home from BWW - I buzzed by there as Uncle Fuzzy and Hub were having a remote at their grand opening. FANTASTIC layouts... high def plasmas - with HD feeds - surround the entire seating area. The crowd wasn't as spirited - but for a sports junkie, an outstanding venue.

Live bands every Saturday night too - the usual acts that play the burbs: Dirty Deeds, ARRA and Modern Day Romeos to play in the next month.

While on the subject, I almost had a Slaptastic Shitorama Experience (SSE) too. Both crappers at Real Time Sports had no locks on the doors, and piss all over the seats, so I high tailed it home JUSTINTIME to turn a rather normal looking toilet bowl into a shit island. Nothing like eclipsing the water level. However, after further review - it appears a young Assassin must have left a phantom below. Drastically different textures and shades of brown.

We need a "SHIT, PUKE AND PISS Forum" - make it happen Big Fan!!

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:53 pm ]
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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
Hey WZ/Phil Simm(pleton)s - the old BUD's on Randall due north of 38 is now Real Time Sports.

On my way home from BWW - I buzzed by there as Uncle Fuzzy and Hub were having a remote at their grand opening. FANTASTIC layouts... high def plasmas - with HD feeds - surround the entire seating area. The crowd wasn't as spirited - but for a sports junkie, an outstanding venue.

Live bands every Saturday night too - the usual acts that play the burbs: Dirty Deeds, ARRA and Modern Day Romeos to play in the next month.

While on the subject, I almost had a Slaptastic Shitorama Experience (SSE) too. Both crappers at Real Time Sports had no locks on the doors, and piss all over the seats, so I high tailed it home JUSTINTIME to turn a rather normal looking toilet bowl into a shit island. Nothing like eclipsing the water level. However, after further review - it appears a young Assassin must have left a phantom below. Drastically different textures and shades of brown.

We need a "SHIT, PUKE AND PISS Forum" - make it happen Big Fan!!


Muph wrote:
Hey, I got a thin book for ya. Posts That Dont Have Toilet Humor by The Gridiron Assassian.

Author:  W_Z [ Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:50 pm ]
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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
Hey WZ/Phil Simm(pleton)s - the old BUD's on Randall due north of 38 is now Real Time Sports.


thank christ. bud's gave me the creeps. although i did like that you had your own personal tv at every table.

Author:  bigfan [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:41 am ]
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I went to Lake Geneva didnt find anyone. So I thought they must be at the Grand Geneva, didnt find anyone and stayed up there for the night. Going to the breakfast buffet in a few minutes.

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