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Author:  bigfan [ Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Attack Reported
(AP) Chicago, IL

At approximately 3:00 PM Thursday, three white males verbally assaulted an African American male referred to as Tony. While the assailants identities where not known, but one witnesses said one was wearing a tight fitting cubs jersey with the name SANTO on the back. A blind couple who was in the area at the same time stated they obviously could not see anything but distinctly noted the aroma of aged NY steaks, with peppercorn and garlic, while the other left a sulfuric odor in the area.

Police have no other leads.
Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attack Reported
BF I like it I like it :D
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:38 pm ]
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this just in from NBC5: a homeless man reportedly stated "It smelled worse than me."
Author:  Porterhouse [ Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:14 pm ]
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"Tony" Hawks?!
Author:  TreyWingo [ Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:54 pm ]
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Sports Crime of the Day. Big Fan needs to put some intellectual copyright on this before North steals it.
Author:  Bishop82 [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:23 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
(AP) Chicago, IL

A blind couple who was in the area at the same time stated they obviously could not see anything


Possible one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attack Reported
bigfan wrote:
(AP) Chicago, IL

At approximately 3:00 PM Thursday, three white males verbally assaulted an African American male referred to as Tony. While the assailants identities where not known, but one witnesses said one was wearing a tight fitting cubs jersey with the name SANTO on the back. A blind couple who was in the area at the same time stated they obviously could not see anything but distinctly noted the aroma of aged NY steaks, with peppercorn and garlic, while the other left a sulfuric odor in the area.

Police have no other leads.


Very funny. I'm also glad I was able to understand the entire post...
Author:  bigfan [ Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attack Reported
Bishop82 wrote:
bigfan wrote:
(AP) Chicago, IL

A blind couple who was in the area at the same time stated they obviously could not see anything


Possible one of the funniest things I've ever read.




Ahhhh....finally someone understands my jeenisness!
Author:  No Clever Moniker [ Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attack Reported
bigfan wrote:
Bishop82 wrote:
bigfan wrote:
(AP) Chicago, IL

A blind couple who was in the area at the same time stated they obviously could not see anything


Possible one of the funniest things I've ever read.




Ahhhh....finally someone understands my jeenisness!


What made me do a double-take (double-read) is that there is actually a blind couple that works in the vicinity. They board the blue line train at Washington street.
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