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The Gridiron Assassin
 Post subject: Two questions
PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:53 pm 
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A) When did Harry Teinowitz begin moonlighting at my local Caputos in the meat department

B) When did he become a woman


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Eaglo Jeff
 Post subject: Re: Two questions
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What did she/he say when you took her/his pic?

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 Post subject: Re: Two questions
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I'm stealth like - I pretended I was talking on the phone.. reached for a T-bone, turned the phone sideways and boom - captured.
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Eaglo Jeff
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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
I'm stealth like - I pretended I was talking on the phone.. reached for a T-bone, turned the phone sideways and boom - captured.

You mean....steak dinner boom? I mean....afterall, it's in the meat dept. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Two questions
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
I'm stealth like - I pretended I was talking on the phone.. reached for a T-bone, turned the phone sideways and boom - captured.

You mean....steak dinner boom? I mean....afterall, it's in the meat dept. :wink:


It was steak dinner boom! I also muted the phone so it didn't make that camera click noise. I almost died when I saw this 'thing' working behind the meat counter. I'm thinkin.. HOLY FUCK IT'S HARRY's twin sister!
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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
You mean....steak dinner boom? I mean....afterall, it's in the meat dept. :wink:


It was steak dinner boom! I also muted the phone so it didn't make that camera click noise. I almost died when I saw this 'thing' working behind the meat counter. I'm thinkin.. HOLY FUCK IT'S HARRY's twin sister!

Does he/she like the Sausage Patty?

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Does he/she like the Sausage Patty?


I didn't know the lady stuffing the sausage was named Patty. I'll have to ask her the next time I go in there.
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While she was distracted getting her picture took my stepfather was probably stuffing a crown roast down his pants.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
While she was distracted getting her picture took my stepfather was probably stuffing a crown roast down his pants.

:shock: I don't think that was a crown roast

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