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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Tiny gets a DUI
per Mac's show on the Score.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:49 pm ]
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:lol: Wow, nice mugshot douche. I guess Woodridge Ryan got the last laugh? Good thing he hasn't killed somebody yet

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ESPN sports radio personality Harry M. Teinowitz was arrested late Friday for driving while under the influence of alcohol in north suburban Skokie, police said.

Teinowitz, 50, was behind the wheel of a 2011 Nissan Murano driving east in the 3800 block of Greenwood Street when he was pulled over at 11:50 p.m., according to Skokie police Officer Steven Odeshoo.

He did not crash and was not injured but was arrested there and later charged with two counts of improper lane usage, one count of DUI and one count of DUI greater than .08.

Breathalyzer results showed that Teinowitz’s blood alcohol content was .131, according to Odeshoo.

Teinowitz’s driver’s license was taken away and he was issued a $1,000 D-bond, which he posted 10 percent of and was released, the officer said.

The Murano was impounded and he is scheduled to appear in Skokie Courthouse on March 23 in room 104 at 1:30 p.m.

Teinowitz is a host of The Afternoon Saloon broadcast on weekdays from 2 p.m. to 7 p.m., according to the ESPN website.
Author:  bigfan [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:49 pm ]
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Here ya go

http://www.suntimes.com/4187285-417/espn-personality-arrested-for-dui-in-north-suburb.html
Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:50 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
per Mac's show on the Score.


This is what happens when you put down the XBox controller and venture into the real world.

Altiar never got a DUI. Just saying.
Author:  bigfan [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:52 pm ]
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and he was SO CLOSE to being home!!!!! That must really suck...long drive home...made it to within a few blocks and BAM!
Author:  Brick [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:53 pm ]
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#winning
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:54 pm ]
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I'm sure he's been behind the wheel at times with a BAC that was a lot higher than .131
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:55 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
was arrested there and later charged with two counts of improper lane usage,


Seems odd that you could be charged with two counts of improper lane usage.

I mean, if a guy was really drunk, you could probably charge him with 42 counts of improper lane usage. I've never seen that.
Author:  HOVA [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:56 pm ]
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What's the thing with WR?
Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:56 pm ]
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To his credit, he doesn't look like a fat old lesbian anymore. Or is the picture just squashed?
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:56 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I'm sure he's been behind the wheel at times with a BAC that was a lot higher than .131


The look on his face kind of gives me the vibe of "come on, you're getting me for this, this is nothing..."
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:57 pm ]
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Too bad he didn't sexually harrass a co-worker multiple times, instead. That's the only way ESPN will get rid of you......unless you're Mike Tirico
Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:57 pm ]
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"Ociffer, Harry...."

This is what's called a wake up call. Hopefully Harry realizes this, as he's the father of two young kids. C'mon Harry...
Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:59 pm ]
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Damn.....the hangover is just beginning.....these just aren't court supervision and walk out the door anymore...between his employer and the Court System, he could wind up in a program....
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 1:59 pm ]
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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
"Ociffer, Harry...."

This is what's called a wake up call. Hopefully Harry realizes this, as he's the father of two young kids. C'mon Harry...



I thought that would have been the "getting tossed from the Sox clubhouse" thing. This douche doesn't seem to learn lessons...
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:00 pm ]
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Very interesting...I wonder if he will be on the air today or not.
Author:  bigfan [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:02 pm ]
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He was just getting ready for a big day of drinking on Saturday.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:03 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
I thought that would have been the "getting tossed from the Sox clubhouse" thing. This douche doesn't seem to learn lessons...

This. If that didn't do it, I'm not sure this will either.

I'd be surprised to hear him on the air today. I'd also be surprised if Carmen said anything other than, "Harry is off today."
Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:04 pm ]
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I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....the odds of headlights in your rear view mirror being those of the Police rise exponentially in the suburbs after 10:00 pm.
Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:04 pm ]
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Where are you coming from sir?

Ah... The ? Bar.


Bob... Tragedy + Time = Comedy

Harry knows that.
Author:  Brick [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:07 pm ]
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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....the odds of headlights in your rear view mirror being those of the Police rise exponentially in the suburbs after 10:00 pm.
He was clearly driving erratically. It's not like this was a DUI checkpoint.

Also, he wasn't exactly at .08 here. I say he deserves all the stones thrown especially with his reputation.
Author:  Brick [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:09 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Teinowitz is a host of The Afternoon Saloon broadcast on weekdays from 2 p.m. to 7 p.m., according to the ESPN website.
This is my favorite part. They had to go to the ESPN website to know who he actually is.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:09 pm ]
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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....

Oh I've been behind the wheel many times when I shouldn't have been. Of course, I was not leaving a paid appearance in Joliet when I had to drive home to Skokie either.


Nas from the best of my memory, WR was at a remote or appearance Harry was drinking of course. WR asked him if he was OK to get home and Harry took offense to that. Somehow, talk of the exchange between Harry and WR made it on the air. I don't remember the story exactly, so don't quote me on this. The threads about probably still exist and I hope another poster can correct the story if I'm wrong.
Author:  Score is doomed [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:12 pm ]
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Frank,

I think you recall correctly.
Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:12 pm ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....the odds of headlights in your rear view mirror being those of the Police rise exponentially in the suburbs after 10:00 pm.
He was clearly driving erratically. It's not like this was a DUI checkpoint.

Also, he wasn't exactly at .08 here. I say he deserves all the stones thrown especially with his reputation.


I am not saying he didn't fuck up.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:13 pm ]
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Yeah that is the gist of it, I just don't remember if there was more to it or not. I'd try to go back and find the threads but I don't even remember an approximate date to look for.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:14 pm ]
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Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....the odds of headlights in your rear view mirror being those of the Police rise exponentially in the suburbs after 10:00 pm.


I got lucky quite often when I was 22, 25, even 28 years old.

Post-30, I realized that I had gotten lucky quite often when I was 22, 25, even 28 years old and changed my behavior.
Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:17 pm ]
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It's a lock that Jurko won't be on today.
Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:18 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....the odds of headlights in your rear view mirror being those of the Police rise exponentially in the suburbs after 10:00 pm.


I got lucky quite often when I was 22, 25, even 28 years old.

Post-30, I realized that I had gotten lucky quite often when I was 22, 25, even 28 years old and changed my behavior.


You are a wise man....and this stuff is not laughed off in Court anymore.
His auto insurance company will not be pleased, either.
Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:19 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote:
I feel sorry for him.....and throwing stones at him does not fly with me... a lot of folks on this board have been lucky....the odds of headlights in your rear view mirror being those of the Police rise exponentially in the suburbs after 10:00 pm.


I got lucky quite often when I was 22, 25, even 28 years old.

Post-30, I realized that I had gotten lucky quite often when I was 22, 25, even 28 years old and changed my behavior.


+1
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At a certain point in time, whether it's age, or parenthood - it's time to wise up.
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