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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
A fat middle aged man is Swerving and police lights soon light up behind him... Harry: (Inner monologue) Oh Fuck...alright Harry, you can do this. Youre an actor, a thesbian. Play the role of sober. Good thing that was a joint. Alright, charm on, lets go The officer approaches the vehicle Harry: What's growin on, Officer? Cop: Whats goin on?! Youre swerving all over the road. Harry: Ya, this is a dealer car. Damn gear shift was sticking, so I was trying to... Cop: License and insurance. Harry: HA! Ok, ok. Here ya go. Like I said, this is a dealer car. I get it for doing commercials for them on my radio show, Carm, Jurk and Harry. Im Harry! Cop: Youre drunk. How many did you have tonight? Harry: I havent had a drink since this morning...HA! Im kidding! I had one beer earlier but that was hours ago... Cop: Uh huh...and whats that smell. It smells like marijuana sir. Have you been smoking. Harry: Is that what that smell is? See now that I can definitely explain. I valet parked they must have smoked some doobies in the car...damn kids Cop: Whats that on your shirt? Harry: Thats the Hawks logo sir! Go Hawks!! Kaner!! REPEAT!!!! Cop: I know what the Hawks logo is! Im talking about that green chunk of marijuana on your shirt Harry: Uh...HA!...uh Cop: Step out of the vehicle Mam Cut to the police station Harry: Im telling you...you guys are making a HUGE mistake. My dad built this police station. Call the mayor. The mayor will take care of all this. Cop: Alright well you get one call. You can call who you want Harry: Thank you (Dials the number from his cell) Harry: Mayor? Harry!! Whats growin on? I hope im not waking you Mayor: Well I was asleep but cmon...im available 24/7 to the Teinowitzes...what can do I for you son? Harry: Well, this gear shift got stuck and yadda yadda yadda your cops are trying to book me for DUI and possession Mayor: Book you??!! Non sense!! put one one of those morons on the phone Harry: HA! He wants to talk to you Cop: Hello Mayor: Do you realize who youre dealing with? Thats a Teinowitz!! Are you crazy or just stupid? Cop: Well, he was swerving, drunk and had weed on his person...I mean we didnt even search him it was ON HIS SHIRT Mayor: I dont care if he was doing lines of Cocaine off an immigrant hooker on a moped...you dont TOUCH him. Cop: Um Mayor: I want you to drive the kid home, with his car and for godsakes make sure he gets home safe. Hopefully he'll forget this whole thing even happened...Meanwhile Ill be up all night working on an explanation for Phil Teinowitz DO IT! Put Harry on Harry: Mayor? You are the best Mayor: No problem Harry. You're my guy. Have a good night and Im sorry on behalf of Skokie for your inconvenience Harry: I'll let it slide this time On the way home in a squad car Harry: Hate to say I told ya so...HA! Kidding! No hard feelings? How bout we all go out and get some drinks? What do you say? Cop: Goodnight mam. Be safe. |
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| Author: | donspiracy [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
Pure awesomeness.
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
immigrant hooker on a moped 
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| Author: | bigfan [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
Fine work |
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
Is his father some bigwig or something? Nice job, btw rpb |
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| Author: | spmack [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
Nice rpb. Especially the lesbian references. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
You know it's good work when bigfan praises it. Top notch! |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
now that was fucking funny. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
Browns Chicken Poster of the Week! 
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
I'd be interested in optioning this as a rollicking musical, but I'd have to insist you write in a lengthy tirade in which Harry blames the Gentiles for all the world's woes... |
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| Author: | spmack [ Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
Those are expensive side dishes. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
Thank you but credit Harry for making it so easy This thing practically wrote itself |
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| Author: | Drop In [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:41 pm ] |
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
shirtless driver wrote: Is his father some bigwig or something?
Nice job, btw rpb |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
shirtless driver wrote: shirtless driver wrote: Is his father some bigwig or something? Nice job, btw rpb http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-42CyH8UByw Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Jerry probably helped Phil Teinowitz with tax shelters for all of that downtown real estate he once owned. I'm pretty sure Phil Teinowitz sold Sears the land where the Sears Tower now sits.
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| Author: | 312player [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
| good stuff man, will there be a part II ?
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
312player wrote: :lol: good stuff man, will there be a part II ? As long as Harry is breathing... This was episode 4 anyways The clubhouse pissing, the horse, the drinking during work. Harry is the Star Wars of embarassment |
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
Ok, now the "fatha' and falling off a horse stuff makes a little more sense. So basically, this talentless turd is some kind of Skokie untouchable, at least in his own mind? |
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| Author: | 312player [ Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: "How Harry thought it would go" (a short play) |
so he thought |
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