Something is telling me Beef's learning Spanish.
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| Author: | The Gridiron Assassin [ Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Good Lord almighty.... |
I'm in Mexico City and... let's just put it this way: American Strip Joints suck dong. Man I'm phucked up... |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:53 am ] |
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Yeah, there are no rules or regulations there. I'll bet you can take one of those girls home for a few pesos. Just be sure to use a condom. |
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Good Lord almighty.... |
The Gridiron Assassin wrote: I'm in Mexico City and... let's just put it this way:
American Strip Joints suck dong. Man I'm phucked up... There are some interesting places along the Merced while you're there. |
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| Author: | The Irish Warrior [ Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:46 am ] |
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Something is telling me Beef's learning Spanish.
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| Author: | Donk [ Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:04 pm ] |
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Might want to double bag it, Grid.... |
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| Author: | Ffud [ Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:52 pm ] |
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You need to hang out with the chick who does the donkey. I'm sure she's got some good stories. |
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| Author: | Coast2Coast [ Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:17 pm ] |
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Grid, I'm going to be there on business in a few weeks. Joint names please. Also, once the tequila haze clears, I'd love to hear your resto reviews. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:20 pm ] |
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Geez Coast, you are the international man of mystery. England one week, Mexico the next....how is the arms dealing business going anyway. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:22 pm ] |
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i thought it was yayo.... |
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| Author: | The Gridiron Assassin [ Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:08 pm ] |
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Quote: "Coast2Coast"]Grid, I'm going to be there on business in a few weeks. Joint names please. Also, once the tequila haze clears, I'd love to hear your resto reviews.
Irish Warrior, is Beef Rockmore down here too? I wanna party with that dude! and coast to coast you want to go to the Zona district and check out Kronos (Londres No 132). Talk to Carlos at the door. He'll fix you up for 2 for 1 drinks and dances for 250 pesos, 3 for 500 pesos... Full contact baby! If you order beer, they're going to put some rock gut tequila in the 2nd or 3rd beer to get you drunker - so beware. Ask for "Zazini? or Erica" and thank me later. A compadre of mine got a hand job / happy ending from Zazini for 400 peso aka 40 clams[/i] (no pun intended)[/i]. ...and don't dwell too much beyond Kronos, otherwise you may end up at a tuna or sausage fest with a bunch of carpet munchers or flesh pole swallowers who play for the home team. Round two begins right now! |
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| Author: | Rocks and Blows [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:46 pm ] |
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Bring back some pills, coke, weed and heroin, thanks |
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| Author: | The Gridiron Assassin [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:12 pm ] |
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Quote: ["Mac Murphy"]Grid, I enjoyed the update, but what the hell were you doing on Redacted at 1:00 a.m. in Mexico City? By the way, did the man at the door resemble Cheech Marin?
You should have seen me at the airport at 7AM the next morning. My motto: Avoid hangovers - party all night. |
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| Author: | Rocks and Blows [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:13 pm ] |
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Nastradamus wrote: R&B I think you are a sick guy. What is up with all the crazy avatars?
whats the problem? |
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| Author: | Jason in Highland [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:29 pm ] |
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agreed^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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| Author: | Rocks and Blows [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:32 pm ] |
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Nastradamus wrote: No problem. Just find most of your avatars kind of funny.
Have any of them given you a boner? |
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| Author: | Jason in Highland [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:03 pm ] |
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also...^^^^^^^^^^ agreed, lol |
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| Author: | Rocks and Blows [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:10 pm ] |
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come on, she aint bad lookin, if she kept her pants on, i'd let her suck me off |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:39 pm ] |
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Rocks and Blows wrote: come on, she aint bad lookin, if she kept her pants on, i'd let her suck me off
this would be fine if that really was a her. |
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| Author: | The Gridiron Assassin [ Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:09 pm ] |
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Hello Mexico City.... I'm back! |
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| Author: | My Coach Vinny [ Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:21 pm ] |
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The Gridiron Assassin wrote: Hello Mexico City....
I'm back! Send North a Sombrero. Might help land a gig at one of the hispanic stations. |
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| Author: | The Gridiron Assassin [ Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:53 pm ] |
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The research I do for this message board. Recon mission crib notes: Gold Club: Bullshit deal, avoid at all costs Foxies: Nice talent pool, overbearing employees everywhere else with their hands out for tips for allowing you to breathe the same air as they breathe Cronos: Shut down Tahiti: Beware of strip joints where you get swarmed by short tuxedo wearing hispanics trying to sell you a 180 peso bottle of water, and while they're attempting to do this, young dancers with gold teeth are sitting next to you ordering a 300 peso glass of wine. Queens: Ah yes... nothing like a tone Cuban hottie-tottie salsa dancer with no artificial parts that can speak fluent English. 850 pesos later. Mission accomplished.... sorta. It will be officially accomplished after I drop my laundry off at the laundromat on Saturday and they get the body glitter, oil and other female juices out of my clothes. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:11 am ] |
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Bottom line Grid. Where is the cheapest place with the hottest bitches? One day I'll get my ass down to Mexico City. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:11 am ] |
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Bottom line Grid. Where is the cheapest place with the hottest bitches? Where do they go above and beyond the garden variety lap dance? One day I'll get my ass down to Mexico City. |
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| Author: | The Gridiron Assassin [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:19 am ] |
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The best place was one I went to several years ago, but I was so wasted, I don't remember where it was - other than it was nearby a club called Caligula. Unlike the NFL and NBA, 'holding and illegal contact' was not only allowed, it was encouraged. Other than tons of swampy fun, the other memorable moment was hearing the most famous person one of the girls stripped for. "Christopher Lloyd" Yes... Doc Brown from Back to the Future, or Jim the Mechanic from Taxi.... the guy loved his booze and loved his strippers back in the day I guess.... As long as Quentin Tarantino, George Clooney, Cheech Marin and Fred the Hammer Williamson don't show up, I'm always up for a little escapism from the duldrums of the daily grind. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:46 am ] |
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The Gridiron Assassin wrote: The best place was one I went to several years ago, but I was so wasted, I don't remember where it was - other than it was nearby a club called Caligula. Unlike the NFL and NBA, 'holding and illegal contact' was not only allowed, it was encouraged.
Sounds alot like the original "Majic City" strip joint in Atlanta (home of the original Champagne Room?). Pay the (low)cover...and damn if there wasn't a lineup right there to welcome you into the club. Strong drinks to boot. Those were the ddaaayyysssss 
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:50 am ] |
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Regular Reader wrote: Those were the ddaaayyysssss
 That and 80's basketball are now two strong reasons Im pissed I wasnt born 20 years before I was(and thats not even taking into account the hippie music I love of the 60's/early 70's.)
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:06 am ] |
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Then I won't tell you about the Greatful Dead parking lots, nor the house music parties that would last for 48-72 hours. 
But then again, me and Mr. Reason (and I suspect Dr. Ken) could tell you of Hash Wednesday or Little Kings Thursdays in Cham-bana  ....
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:07 am ] |
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Regular Reader wrote: Then I won't tell you about the Greatful Dead parking lots.
According to the one time I was grateful(pun intended) enough to meet Mickey, at least I got a taste of that. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:13 am ] |
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FavreFan wrote: According to the one time I was grateful(pun intended) enough to meet Mickey, at least I got a taste of that.
And son, THAT is what you have signed up to defend...the best and the brightest...puff puff give 
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