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Called in today at around 4. Pretty funny, way better than Steve in Elmhurst.

I was sitting a few rows behind Gridiron at a Sox game last month. I was pretty sure it was him but it would be awkward walking up to a random guy and saying "Hi, Gridiron". Anyway our eyes met from across a crowded room. He knew it was me. I knew it was him. Alas we were two ships passing in the night and our welcomes went unrequited.

Grid is a lot less mullet-y these days.

TrueStoryBro .....

I was certain that I was in line behind the Gridiron Assassin at the WalMart pharmacy line the other night, standing there with his oily ... er, curly locks not blowing in the lack of wind since we were indoors ... then he turned around ... it ends up being a dyke.

How would I know that for certain? Easy - wearing a powder-blue Chicago Sky cap.

To know for sure you are in the presence of the Assassin,just ask him what Bears Qb threw the most playoff TD's and if he says Sid Luckman...that's Grid

Walt Williams Neck wrote:

To know for sure you are in the presence of the Assassin,just ask him what Bears Qb threw the most playoff TD's and if he says Sid Luckman...that's Grid

I'll never forget that as it was my first ever sports talk remote and my first time meeting any of the CSFMB'ers.

spmack wrote:

Walt Williams Neck wrote:

To know for sure you are in the presence of the Assassin,just ask him what Bears Qb threw the most playoff TD's and if he says Sid Luckman...that's Grid

I'll never forget that as it was my first ever sports talk remote and my first time meeting any of the CSFMB'ers.

Look dude........thanks for that post. You're a below average poster but an outstanding homophobe.

Author:	Spaulding [ Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:26 pm ]
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Called in today at around 4. Pretty funny, way better than Steve in Elmhurst.

Author:	Eaglo Jeff [ Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:00 pm ]
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So what'd he say, in a nutshell?

Author:	Bucky Chris [ Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:05 pm ]
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Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:08 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote: Called in today at around 4. Pretty funny, way better than Steve in Elmhurst. C'mon Spaulding, don't encourage him Hi Grid

Author:	Don Tiny [ Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:56 pm ]
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TrueStoryBro ..... I was certain that I was in line behind the Gridiron Assassin at the WalMart pharmacy line the other night, standing there with his oily ... er, curly locks not blowing in the lack of wind since we were indoors ... then he turned around ... it ends up being a dyke. How would I know that for certain? Easy - wearing a powder-blue Chicago Sky cap.

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Author:	Killer V [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:30 am ]
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That doesn't mean it wasn't him.

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:27 am ]
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I was sitting a few rows behind Gridiron at a Sox game last month. I was pretty sure it was him but it would be awkward walking up to a random guy and saying "Hi, Gridiron". Anyway our eyes met from across a crowded room. He knew it was me. I knew it was him. Alas we were two ships passing in the night and our welcomes went unrequited.

Author:	Quadrophenia [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:34 am ]
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good dolphin wrote: I was sitting a few rows behind Gridiron at a Sox game last month. I was pretty sure it was him but it would be awkward walking up to a random guy and saying "Hi, Gridiron". Anyway our eyes met from across a crowded room. He knew it was me. I knew it was him. Alas we were two ships passing in the night and our welcomes went unrequited. Too bad you weren't in a bathroom stall. You could have tapped your foot to say hi.

Author:	spanky [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:10 am ]
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Grid is a lot less mullet-y these days.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:35 am ]
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spanky wrote: Grid is a lot less mullet-y these days. His music sure isn't.

Author:	sinicalypse [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:44 am ]
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If memory serves, the Gridiron Assassin display in the Chicago Sports Talk Radio Caller Hall of Fame is merely a bowl of vanilla ice cream in a plain white room. The real gem of the CSTRCHOF is the newly-opened Elmhurst Steve Wing, aka THE BRAND EXPERIENCE!.... that's right, no mere exhibit or display can capture the essence of the man, the myth, the legend that is THE BRAND so roughly 60% of the museum is dedicated to the man who taught us all how to call sports talk radio shows. Here's an old flyer from late 09, I believe...

Author:	Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:10 am ]
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That's gonna cause some PMs .....

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:39 am ]
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Well done, sini

Author:	Rod [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:42 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote: TrueStoryBro ..... I was certain that I was in line behind the Gridiron Assassin at the WalMart pharmacy line the other night, standing there with his oily ... er, curly locks not blowing in the lack of wind since we were indoors ... then he turned around ... it ends up being a dyke. How would I know that for certain? Easy - wearing a powder-blue Chicago Sky cap. It could have been bigfan with a perm.

Author:	Beef Rockmore [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:01 pm ]
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I believe he blew some carbon off the pistons - and in a clean radio friendly way said the following: A) Fuck Chester Taylor, cut him at the last possible minute, the piece of shit stole $7Million from the Bears last year for 2.2 yards per carry. B) If Lance Briggs wants more money - then fuck him too. Suck it bitch. C) Enough with this meaningless football, let the regular season begin STAT. ...something to that effect.

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Author:	The Gridiron Assassin [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:14 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote: TrueStoryBro ..... I was certain that I was in line behind the Gridiron Assassin at the WalMart pharmacy line the other night, standing there with his oily ... er, curly locks not blowing in the lack of wind since we were indoors ... then he turned around ... it ends up being a dyke. How would I know that for certain? Easy - wearing a powder-blue Chicago Sky cap. I'm pretty sure you were looking over our shoulder at a mirror.

Author:	jimmypasta [ Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:56 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote: TrueStoryBro ..... I was certain that I was in line behind the Gridiron Assassin at the WalMart pharmacy line the other night, standing there with his oily ... er, curly locks not blowing in the lack of wind since we were indoors ... then he turned around ... it ends up being a dyke. How would I know that for certain? Easy - wearing a powder-blue Chicago Sky cap. "If they were playing in my back yard,I wouldn't open the shades"-Mikey North

Author:	Walt Williams Neck [ Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:05 pm ]
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To know for sure you are in the presence of the Assassin,just ask him what Bears Qb threw the most playoff TD's and if he says Sid Luckman...that's Grid

Author:	spmack [ Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:17 pm ]
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Walt Williams Neck wrote: To know for sure you are in the presence of the Assassin,just ask him what Bears Qb threw the most playoff TD's and if he says Sid Luckman...that's Grid I'll never forget that as it was my first ever sports talk remote and my first time meeting any of the CSFMB'ers.

Author:	Colonel Angus [ Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:07 pm ]
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spmack wrote: Walt Williams Neck wrote: To know for sure you are in the presence of the Assassin,just ask him what Bears Qb threw the most playoff TD's and if he says Sid Luckman...that's Grid I'll never forget that as it was my first ever sports talk remote and my first time meeting any of the CSFMB'ers.

Author:	8675309 [ Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:40 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote: TrueStoryBro ..... I was certain that I was in line behind the Gridiron Assassin at the WalMart pharmacy line the other night, standing there with his oily ... er, curly locks not blowing in the lack of wind since we were indoors ... then he turned around ... it ends up being a dyke. How would I know that for certain? Easy - wearing a powder-blue Chicago Sky cap. Look dude........thanks for that post. You're a below average poster but an outstanding homophobe. Hope the wrestlers don't see this.

Author:	The Gridiron Assassin [ Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:09 am ]
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Colonel Angus wrote: spmack wrote: Walt Williams Neck wrote: To know for sure you are in the presence of the Assassin,just ask him what Bears Qb threw the most playoff TD's and if he says Sid Luckman...that's Grid I'll never forget that as it was my first ever sports talk remote and my first time meeting any of the CSFMB'ers. Good times.

Author:	Brick [ Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:03 pm ]
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8675309 wrote: Look dude........thanks for that post. You're a below average poster but an outstanding homophobe. That's not a fair thing to say. You really should apologize. Don Tiny is an above average poster.