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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:55 pm 
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Interesting E-Mail Contest today...

"You know you're a Colts fan"


You know your a Colts fan....

When you go to a public washroom

...and after walking to the open urinal

...you feel compelled to bark out some jibberish to the guy on the left of you, the something else to the guy on the right

...then step back, point at the guy at the hand dryer and scream at him.

...Step over to the occupied stall, look under it and scream at the shocked occupant "HEY You! Number Two!"

...Sidestep back to your original urinal 'slot', drop trou, and then crap down your leg.

...and then hear Woodridge Ryan making excuses for you as you exit the restroom in shame.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:06 pm 
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You know you're an Indianapolis Colts fan when...

1. you own a poster of your favorite player kicker Dean Biasucci from the early 90's because no one else was any good on the team back then.

2. you take a lawnmower from your neighbor in the middle of the night and the next day claim that its yours to keep. (nod of the balt to indy move)

3. see the face of Tom Brady and have the sudden urge to just destroy something with your bare hands.

4. you try and tell everyone how cool Peyton Manning is when deep down you know he's the dorkiest goober you've ever seen.

5. you think watching the Colts is something "fun to do" to fly some time by in anticipation of the NASCAR season to begin.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:12 pm 
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You know you're a Colts fan when you climb on the ropes


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:09 pm 
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who won the contest? anybody know?


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It was something about a Perkins restaurant and a wedding reception.

My Barbaro one was better... :evil:

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You know you're a Colts fan when Steer isn't something you do while driving, it's something you do while lonely.

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i gave this one to a buddy of mine

....colts fan when you cant talk about playoffs...you kidding me? you just hope you can win a game.

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