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Author:  Woodridge Ryan [ Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:02 am ]
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Author:  Beef Rockmore [ Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:18 am ]
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Slapshot Ed's erection pushes his tie wide and to the right.
Author:  Baby McNown [ Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:54 pm ]
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Slapshot auditioning "waitresses" for his next poker tournament.
Author:  Killer V [ Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:21 pm ]
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Slapshot Ed's erection pushes his tie wide and to the right.


:lol:
This contest is over.
Author:  Mopery [ Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:07 pm ]
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A contestant at the "Charlie Weis Look-a-like contest" takes a break to take a picture with Miller Lite Girls.
Author:  Woodridge Ryan [ Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:18 pm ]
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Slapshot Ed's erection pushes his tie wide and to the right.


Beef, I am DYING right now...my god that was funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Killer V [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:31 am ]
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Slapshot Ed's erection pushes his tie wide and to the right.


Although that is quite the compliment...
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:33 am ]
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Anybody else see a resemblance between Slapshot Ed and Jerry "The King" Lawler?
Author:  MUScholar21 [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:36 am ]
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How come John Rooney was back in town?

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Author:  Woodridge Ryan [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:59 am ]
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Slapshot Ed is the love child of John Rooney

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and Jerry The King Lawler

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Author:  MattInTheCrown [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:27 pm ]
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Slapshot Ed is the love child of John Rooney

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and Jerry The King Lawler

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LOL! Yeah he is.


Side note: I want to pound the chick on the left.
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:28 pm ]
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or the right....doesn't really matter....
Author:  Fargin Bastage [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:36 pm ]
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Word association:

nu·bile /ˈnubɪl, -baɪl, ˈnyu-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[noo-bil, -bahyl, nyoo-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. (of a young woman) suitable for marriage, esp. in regard to age or physical development; marriageable.
2. (of a young woman) sexually developed and attractive: the nubile girls in their bikinis.
3. Poundable

Girl on left.
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:41 pm ]
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the girl on the left is cuter, smaller, etc...

but, both are poundable....and the result is the same.
Author:  spmack [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:54 pm ]
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Yeah I'm not really into white chicks (I love black women more than Rodeo Vann :lol: ) , but the blond on the left is quite nice.
Author:  Woodridge Ryan [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:03 pm ]
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you guys are dumb. Clearly the answer is both at the same time. And I think Slapshot Ed's just the type of guy who could pull that off. Fuckin A'
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:01 pm ]
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Yeah I'm not really into white chicks

I've never been with a white girl but I've always been curious about it (Rachael Ray, etc. 8)) They've never been into me but they always seemed to like my thuggish older brother. Go figure. :roll: I look like Rajah Bell...maybe I'm not black enough for them.
Author:  Killer V [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:51 pm ]
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They are both cute, but since I will never have the opportunity to fondle them myself, I can be picky.

The blond needs to get rid of Karl Malden's nose.
Author:  spmack [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:03 pm ]
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Hey Kid C, Raja Bell's wife is white, so go figure part II....LOL....

and Killer V, unless you look like Brad Pitt or Doug in Evg Park or something, you need to lower your standards a bit there champ.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:18 pm ]
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Hey Kid C, Raja Bell's wife is white, so go figure part II....LOL....

:x

Ah well...I'll just stick to the sisters and Latinas.
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:19 pm ]
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:lol:
Author:  MattInTheCrown [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:32 pm ]
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They are both cute, but since I will never have the opportunity to fondle them myself, I can be picky.

The blond needs to get rid of Karl Malden's nose.

Wanna hear something creepy, that will almost definitely ruin the blond for you? She's kinda the female, white Ben Gordon. Look again, and tell me I'm wrong.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:36 pm ]
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You need to stop watching so much basketball Matt.

Really.

Stop.
Author:  Fargin Bastage [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:36 pm ]
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The blond needs to get rid of Karl Malden's nose.


After a lengthy web pic search, I really don't see anything odd about Karl Malone's nose.

Opp's, sorry. Reading is a skill.
Author:  Killer V [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:49 pm ]
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and Killer V, unless you look like Brad Pitt or Doug in Evg Park or something, you need to lower your standards a bit there champ.


She's only a picture to me, so I've seen better. If I saw her in person, I'm sure it'd be a much different story.

Besides, I'm married, with a kid, and another on the way, so I'm pretty sure I no longer even have standards.
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:51 pm ]
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"....dat's how my ex-wife left me, shoeless.....really, it's just the first step before these two take my pants off"
Author:  The Gridiron Assassin [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:52 pm ]
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I was there.

The one of the left was clearly the hotter chick.

The taller one thought she was because she was taller, but she would have been wrong.

I found out later the one on the left must have had some interior design courses at school. The drapes matched the carpeting.
Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:53 pm ]
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Image[/quote][/quote]

Caption should read..."If I was only 15 years younger and 40lbs lighter I might have a chance..."
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:54 pm ]
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The Gridiron Assassin wrote:
I found out later the one on the left must have had some interior design courses at school. The drapes matched the carpeting.


By left do you mean "far left" or are you talking about Ed?

:D
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