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cubbiegirlshamus
PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:45 pm 
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After seeing some crap on the internet saying the Holocaust didn't happen I have decided to start a movement claiming the 2012 Cubs didn't really happen.

This has as much legitimacy which means absolutely none.

See I was by Wrigley today. No evidence any baseball took place there this year.

Those 2.8 million witnesses? All paid off by the grand global Cubist movement.

Len and Bob? Pat and Keith? Leaders of a grand global Cubist conspiracy.

So the 2012 Cubs were a figment of our imaginations.
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Urlacher's missing neck
PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:48 pm 
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Rod
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Why aren't Joos allowed in Park Ridge?

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Colonel Angus
PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:16 pm 
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I've decided these things didn't happen:

9/11
Hurricane Katrina
the birth of George W. Bush
Slavery
the rise of Hitler
the breakup of Justin Timberlake & Britney Spears
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jimmypasta
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:49 am 
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What I wish didn't happen is 2.8 million idiots going through the turnstyles to watch that crap.

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Jack Bauer
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jimmypasta
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If that was meant for me than I hope you had a great time at the park. You get the same entertainment value watching Kane County. The Brats are cheaper along with everything else.

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Jack Bauer
PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:40 pm 
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If that was meant for me than I hope you had a great time at the park. You get the same entertainment value watching Kane County. The Brats are cheaper along with everything else.

Not at all Jimmy. I support MiLB. Worked as a beer vendor for 4 years for Windy City.

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Time Traveling Bunny
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jimmypasta wrote:
What I wish didn't happen is 2.8 million idiots going through the turnstyles to watch that crap.

Your wish came true. Wrigley doesn't have turnstyles.

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Don Tiny
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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:
After seeing some crap on the internet saying the Holocaust didn't happen I have decided to start a movement claiming the 2012 Cubs didn't really happen.

This has as much legitimacy which means absolutely none.

See I was by Wrigley today. No evidence any baseball took place there this year.

Those 2.8 million witnesses? All paid off by the grand global Cubist movement.

Len and Bob? Pat and Keith? Leaders of a grand global Cubist conspiracy.

So the 2012 Cubs were a figment of our imaginations.



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Frank Coztansa
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:23 pm 
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Oh it happened. And they lost over a hundred games! :lol: :lol:

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jimmypasta
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:07 pm 
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Time Traveling Bunny wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
What I wish didn't happen is 2.8 million idiots going through the turnstyles to watch that crap.

Your wish came true. Wrigley doesn't have turnstyles.


Right. Next thing your going to tell me is Wrigley doesn't have Andy Frain ushers.

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Colonel Angus
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:11 pm 
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Oh it happened. And they lost over a hundred games! :lol: :lol:

But they didn't choke away the division the last two weeks of the season.
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Crystal Lake Hoffy
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Did you guys hear something in here? I swear I just heard something.

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