sinicalypse wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Remember how many championships were won when Prior and Woody threw in the towel.
i came into this thread looking for the prior towel throwing reference and you didn't let me down! thank you.
one thing i always remember about prior vs zambrano was that my grandparents got some christian faith newspaper that had a big interview with prior discussing his faith and rah rah rah. mark prior liked to talk ABOUT god. chuckles "dinner and a show" zambrano, on the other hand, liked to talk TO god, and i'd imagine him saying things like "WHAT THE FUCK THAT NOT STRIKE?!?! OK YOU MOTHERFUCKER IF THIS ONE NOT STRIKE I AM COME AND FIND YOU AFTER GAME AND YOU KNOW I CAN PAY PEOPLE TO DO IT"
also, unless he's out there with the newark bears or something, it sure seems like he's cool with his 80+mil and doesn't want to suffer the indignity of going through the desperation part of his career. maybe i'm wrong and he plowed through the cash buying rims and hiring people to find his enemies (cuz if carlos zambrano doesn't have enemies then i don't have hope) and he'll show up as a tampa bay ray in the next ~2yrs (...please?) but there's a decent chance that carlos fucks off for good. maybe he'll come back fat like vlad and break baylor's other leg throwing out a first pitch.
You can see Z at the Score's upcoming charity softball game:
http://chicagoradioandmedia.com/news/67 ... arity-game"Scheduled to be taking part for the Cubs All-Stars are: Billy Williams, Gary Matthews, Jr. (aka "Sarge"), Carlos Zambrano, Steve Trout, Lee Smith, Bill Madlock, Ryan Dempster, Jaque Jones, Corey Patterson, Cliff Floyd, Angel Guzman, Jon Lieber, Adam Greenberg, Jerome Walton, and Brian McRae."
What an awesome group of ex-players...what, were Milton Bradley and Todd Hundley unavailable?
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To IkeSouth, bigfan wrote:
Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?