From his "Fun Facts"

Booted out of the Benedictine Seminary at age 14 for bootlegging

Enlisted in the U.S. Coast Guard in February 1966.

Honorably discharged seven months later after, sinking a truck; being arrested for drinking under age 38 times; running through a month's per diem money in the galley by having his charge catered; loosing an 82' cutter; filling the base commander's Corvette with diesel; being recommended for discharge by the Navy's psychiatrist nine minutes and getting the base commander's daughter drunk the night before his discharge.

JQ told the physician to "take it all out" during his vasectomy at age 23.

Pronounced DOA on the way to Parkland Hospital in 1973 from a drowning accident.

Narrowly missed a mass murder in Dallas, TX by 10 minutes

Carrie Muskat?

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While the Cubs peice is not bad, the other stuff in the Sports section looks like it was done by the Daley School on S. Wolcott!

yet I will leave the unpaid advertisement up for all to gawk at

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