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 Post subject: Cubs sign Breslow!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:31 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Cubs sign Breslow!
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They're still cleaning off the microphones from today's mid-day show.

Bernstein and McKnight were drooling over him this morning.

"Theo Epstein is not the smartest executive in the organization anymore!"

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 Post subject: Re: Cubs sign Breslow!
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Yeah that was kind of weird.

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 Post subject: Re: Cubs sign Breslow!
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Breslow, 38, was hired Monday to become the team’s director of strategic initiatives for baseball operations.


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 Post subject: Re: Cubs sign Breslow!
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This shit should be illegal, they're so smart. It's like they have a monopoly on brainpower.

Also, we talk a lot of shit about Bernstein, but give the guy credit... not sure how a Sox fan can fake being that excited about the Cubs, but it is a good example of his professionalism.

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 Post subject: Re: Cubs sign Breslow!
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This shit should be illegal, they're so smart. It's like they have a monopoly on brainpower.

Also, we talk a lot of shit about Bernstein, but give the guy credit... not sure how a Sox fan can fake being that excited about the Cubs, but it is a good example of his professionalism.

BERNSTEIN: I'm. A. Fan. Of. Smart. People.

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 Post subject: Re: Cubs sign Breslow!
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And this signing proves it.

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Maybe he could be another bullpen arm.


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And this signing proves it.


I love phrases that are complete nonsense.

Smart people have historically never been successful.

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 Post subject: Re: Cubs sign Breslow!
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Eerily similar to a Trump tweet.

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 Post subject: Re: Cubs sign Breslow!
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If Cubbie fan JORR is excited, count me in!

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