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bigfan
 Post subject: My Simulated Day
PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:36 pm 
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I threw 7 strong innings. Struck out 7, allowed 4 hits, 2 walks. Threw 97 pitches, 73 strikes, 23 balls and I hit a simulated guy! I got the simulated win and gave Howry the simulated Save in the hopes someone else would want him.

42,464 simulated fans showed up today and I signed a simulated deal for $18.5 million.

I am working on a simulated endorsement deal with a simulated towel company.

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Eaglo Jeff
 Post subject: Re: My Simulated Day
PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:40 pm 
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I call bullshit..so fake. :wink:

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Darkside
 Post subject: Re: My Simulated Day
PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:41 pm 
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Consider it simulated laughter.

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walkrman5
 Post subject: Re: My Simulated Day
PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 6:50 am 
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I simulated 10 bud lights! Who am I crapping?.....There was no simulating about it.

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Douchebag
 Post subject: Re: My Simulated Day
PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 8:17 am 
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You're stealing Mark Prior's spotlight.

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maddog
 Post subject: Re: My Simulated Day
PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 11:37 am 
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Since I've been married for 6 years, I had simulated sex this weekend . . .
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rogers park bryan
 Post subject: Re: My Simulated Day
PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 11:38 am 
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I just had a Simulated UFC match.

Made nobody Tap in 30 seconds
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