Nice of you to help with the conception.

Get this mother fucker out of here

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Lester not getting through 5 today

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Schwarber is the one talked about, but Lester was not good today.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Thank God

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Game 1 bullpen game !

No, no, no .... I'm celibate by popular demand.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'll be honest, basked on true ranking, I think Lester is the 5th starter on this team. I think even Chatty is a better option.

Not sure if it was the last time or not but I know for a fact Dwight Evans did it for the Red Sox back in 1986. The only reason I know that is
because I had the 1987 Topps baseball card commemorating the feat. Can't pull an image of it to post, and not sure if they mentioned it
on the broadcast since I'm at work. Weird how your brain remembers stupid stuff like that sometimes...

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I said the same thing 2 weeks ago, he will have the highest ERA n least wins.

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Chatwood will probably win the Cy Young.

Lester is just fatigued from the World Series run.

Right on the heels of myth writer Gordon Whitmeyer proclaiming that it wasn't a bad contract.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

He was brilliant in the playoffs 5 months ago. Maybe he just had an off day today.

Lester, I kind of fucking hate the guy. Hate his politics..hate about him crying about free agency a few weeks ago $$. Hate that he's a grown ass man and still can't throw to 1st. Just don't like him.

Are you saying the Lester signing was a bad move?

Anyone else cringe knowing that popup was headed to left?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

He is. He has confirmed that even accepting the fact that the Cubs don't win the WS without him. He's comfortable with that take.

You would have won some money on a Lester/Uretha innings pitched prop bet today.

Woah! Looks like Bob Rohrman needs to be put out to pasture...

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Does it really matter what he's saying in the first place?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The sounds of Santo yelling NOOOO at Brant Brown every time a ball gets hit to Schwarber...

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And to top it off....Zaidman

Zach Zaidman is not good at baseball play-by-play.

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Cishek will prove to be a really good signing.

Thank you.

World Series win trumps all.

Also, Lester is 43-26 with a 3.33 ERA. Pretty good, imo.

I'm forever indebted to him for what he did in 2016. I just really hate him now. It's dumb and irrational and I probably am a fucking idiot for it.

Going to lose to a AA minor-league team.

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People would sell their soul for a WS title so I guess not priced is too great.

Objectively you had one great season, one good season, one mediocre season and three more to go for a top of the market contract.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

People here would also sell their soul for their 1st or 2nd amendment right. You would sell your soul for just one remotely clever troll post.

Curious Hoffy

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George