IkeSouth wrote:
ALMOST AS BAD AS JUSTIN FIELDS
the thing about this, is after watching the White Sox 2023 Season Hindenburg disaster (like the Abdullah and that
stroke whose name I cant recall show on AM1000 is to entertainment), I was actually rooting for the Cubs;
I am the black sheep of a Cubs family, whatever, Benedict Arnold and King Kong aint got shit on me.
SABU is just a poor girl in a rich man's house
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Yeah, baby, I'm crying over you
Don't you know promises were never meant to keep?
Just like the night, they dissolve off in sleep
I'll be your saviour, steadfast and true
I'll come to your emotional rescue
I'll come to your emotional rescue
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Yeah, the other night, cryin'
Cryin', baby, yeah, I'm cryin'
Yeah, I'm like a child, baby
I'm like a child, baby, like a child
Yeah, like a child, like a child, like a child, like a child
Ooh
You think you're one of a special breed
You think that you're his pet Pekinese
I'll be your saviour, steadfast and true
I'll come to your emotional rescue
I'll come to your emotional rescue
Ooh, ah, ah, ah, ooh, ah, ah
Ooh, ah, ah, ah, ooh, ah, ah
Yeah, I was dreamin' last night, baby
Last night, I was dreamin' that you'd be mine
But I was cryin', like a child
Yeah, I was cryin', cryin' like a child
You could be mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, all mine
You could be mine, could be mine, could be mine, all mine
I come to you, so silent in the night
So stealthy, so animal quiet
I'll be your saviour, steadfast and true
I'll come to your emotional rescue
I'll come to your emotional rescue
Ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Yeah, you should be mine, mine, ooh
Yes, you could be mine
Tonight and every night
I will be your knight in shining armor
Coming to your emotional rescue
You will be mine, you will be mine, all mine
You will be mine, you will be mine, all mine
I will be your knight in shining armour
Riding across the desert on a fine Arab charger.....ya know, due to circumstances in my trips around the Sun, I became a
Sox fan. I was with the South Siders when they won it all, and the rest
of my clan was pissed; it was great........and when the world was
introduced to Bartman, I think I may have shit myself because I was laughing
so hard. Times change and circumstances change and I have never been lower.
The White Sox have never been lower. I have been a sports fan for like knocking on 35 to 50
years, I have seen it all; I have learned a few things. I have discovered some truisms.
The First Commandment, as if Zeus tied it in on a lightning bolt and threw it at your white bread ass from
Mount Olympus of sports fandom across all sport is this:
MAKE SURE THAT YOUR FAVORITE TEAM OR TEAMS ARE OWNED BY A NARCASSIST NON-PRAGMATIC
NEW MONEY OWNER THAT ONLY WANTS THE ENDORPHIN RUSH OF WINNING A BIG ASS TROPHY
ON NATIONAL TV AND HAVING BOB COSTAS, JIM NANTZ, OR ANY OTHER MEDIA ASS CLOWN STROKING
HIS EGO ON THE NATIONAL STAGE. THAT WILL MAKE YOU A DYNASTY FAN. THAT IS THE KEY
TO FANDOM MENTAL HEALTH.
I submit that is like 1 plus 1 equals 2, it is just veritas, and not not in vino, but the author
at this time is on vino.
..........and your parents fucked you, they did not give you credit or trust you to root for whatever team you want to.
You are from Cook County or a collar county or Naperville (and when you go to school at NIU or U of Illinois you tell
everyone in Champaign Urbana that you are from Chicago, fucking naperville poseaurs)
They say son, these are the Chicago Bears, and if you want to impress your dad at that point (all kids at that age
want to); you are fucked at age 5 or 6, the rest of your life will be a struggle to get away from that
programming you say ok dad lets watch the bears and see if #34 can get us into the wildcard as Neil Armstrong
is on the sidelines.
I was born into a Bears family, it is like growing up a Scientologist or some other shit, even when I was
a jr high or high schooler, this king, this son of Erin came upon the scene. So I was with Jim Kelly and he is the man,
and I got to watch a team I followed lose multiple super bowls, that will give your ass some scars.
so I never swam with my clans stream.
so coming back to Fields; right now, week 4 the local and national media clowns have the sky falling and fire this guy and change that and the Bears.
noise noise noise noise noise, I feel like the Grinch on his mountain listening to whose little fucking whos in whoville;
Ive been fighting the fucking 40 years war as a bears adult from a bears family. This is a BB off of a battleship in terms
of the mental punishment of bears fandom does over the long term
this is no big deal, the is just another footnote in the worst run family business I have ever seen in my life.
If they were in any other business endeavor, aside from the NFL which is a cash printing machine, they would have been in receivership
30 years ago
but a long way to get here,
I feel bad for the Cubs, I needed them to get to the playoffs, and it is sad they did not make it. My kids are sad, my family is sad....
so that isnt a good way to be.
but its ok to laugh as they do yardwork or go apple picking on saturday and know the cubs are over, but I liked that FIelds refernce.....
later
sabu
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