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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Your answer will determine your meatballness

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:04 pm

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- if you think Scott Podsednik was the 05 Sox team MVP, you might be a meatball.
- if you recite "Hawkisms" to your friends in Hawk-voice, you might be a meatball.
- if you ran out into the middle of the street in front of your house and danced in your front yard, lit or watched neighboring fireworks, or discharged a weapon, after you heard "A Whitesox winner...and a World Championship", you might be a meatball.
- if you took the Thursday after the clinching game off of work to buy WS05 gear, you might be a meatball.
- if you went to the Parade that Friday and didn't bring your son or daughter, you are a meatball.

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Old Man River

Post subject: Re: Your answer will determine your meatballness

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:04 pm

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If you count column inches in the Sox game story and then get mad when the Cubs game story is longer, then you might be a meatball.

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Old Man River

Post subject: Re: Your answer will determine your meatballness

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:06 pm

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If you think Harold Baines is the best player in franchise history, then you might be a meatball.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Your answer will determine your meatballness

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:50 pm

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Old Man River wrote:

If you think Harold Baines is the best player in franchise history, then you might be a meatball.

Touch 'em all!

Note to self: Don't use hawkisms & home run jargon anymore.

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Old Man River

Post subject: Re: Your answer will determine your meatballness

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:30 pm

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Back to the Cubs:

If you proudly wear a Horry Kow shirt or a Fukudome head band, then you might be a meatball.
If you go to Wrigley simply for the park and not for the team, then you might be a meatball.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Your answer will determine your meatballness

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:31 pm

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Old Man River wrote:

If you call them the "Cubbies",you are a meatball

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Your answer will determine your meatballness

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:42 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

- if you took the Thursday after the clinching game off of work to buy WS05 gear, you might be a meatball.

So DannyMac is a meatball?

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kerchungathunk

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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 6:53 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

- if you took the Thursday after the clinching game off of work to buy WS05 gear, you might be a meatball.

So DannyMac is a meatball?

Don't be so coy, Frank... <gasp!> You DID remember to send him his updated membership card, didn't you?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Your answer will determine your meatballness

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:07 am

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If you've ever chanted AUGIE AUGIE...you sir or madam are a meatball of epic proportions

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hackwilson's ribbies

Post subject: Re: Your answer will determine your meatballness

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:28 am

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Old Man River wrote:

Hold on, now - as someone who has engaged in legitimate Cub fan meatballery from time to time :oops:

, I have to clarify that THOSE fuckers are Wrigley meatball fans. Now please continue...

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Darkside

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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:32 pm

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Old Man River wrote:

If you go to Wrigley simply for the park and not for the team, then you might be a meatball.

In all fairness, Wrigley Field is a historical landmark. A tourist destination. Why, lots of tourists or people there to sightsee might buy a ticket and not be there for the team.

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hackwilson's ribbies

Post subject: Re: Your answer will determine your meatballness

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:39 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Old Man River wrote:

If you go to Wrigley simply for the park and not for the team, then you might be a meatball.

In all fairness, Wrigley Field is a historical landmark. A tourist destination. Why, lots of tourists or people there to sightsee might buy a ticket and not be there for the team.

Just as long as it's not assumed that these people are a fan of the Cub - then again, they'll probably be distinguishable by the smiles on their faces...

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Post subject: Re: Your answer will determine your meatballness

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:40 pm

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hackwilson's ribbies wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Old Man River wrote:

If you go to Wrigley simply for the park and not for the team, then you might be a meatball.

In all fairness, Wrigley Field is a historical landmark. A tourist destination. Why, lots of tourists or people there to sightsee might buy a ticket and not be there for the team.

Just as long as it's not assumed that these people are a fan of the Cub - then again, they'll probably be distinguishable by the smiles on their faces...

You sure about that one? :wink:

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hackwilson's ribbies

Post subject: Re: Your answer will determine your meatballness

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:45 pm

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[quote="Regular Reader
You sure about that one? :wink:

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yeah, as long as they're not standing in piss in those disgusting bathrooms, then they're likely the only ones that are happy to be there - I haven't had much to smile about as a self-loathing member of Cubdom, and I think my beleagured brethren will agree...

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