The Cubs pitching was beyond outstanding today.

Joe told his hitters they fucking suck and he has no confidence in them by batting Chatwood in the 13th.

Wilson can hit.

Wilson is not a smart baseball player despite an amazing arm and ability to hit.

Chatwood has figured something out.

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My buddy at the game said he was swinging for the street all day.

It finally worked!

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Len and JD said that if they pinch hit for Chatwood at that spot a position player or a starter would have had to pitched.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I thought today would have been Monty's side work day which usually would buy you 30 or so pitches in a game. I am surprised he gave Cedeno a single batter that late in the game. Davis apparently would have hit and would have been the last position player left. I was wondering when they first started going to the pen inning after inning why Joe wasn't double switching and saving some bullets. Oh well....it worked and I could not have stomached another loss to this damn brewers team. Go Sharks!!

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Can't knock Willy.. he's our mvp and on track to be the MVP of the NL.. he's crushing it, .317 Avg with .438 obp and nine homers for a CATCHER.

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Assuming it's Lester v Chacin tonight and we've got a big advantage, the bats have been cold and are due to break out and win the series.

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It's time for Zagunis to get DFA, this guy blows.

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only the cuck from OHIO would mention this as big news

Hey, this is a very nice addition to Wrigley:

Cubs introduce ‘lactation pod’ for nursing mothers at Wrigley https://t.co/uKGNRwl253

— Madeline Kenney (@madkenney) May 11, 2019

He is completely awful but is the only person I have found to follow that actually watches most every pitch and has constant updates on in game action and team news.

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i just ignore his analysis

No you don’t.

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your right i dont

Yu Dravish hasnt been *that* bad

Seems biased to offer a lactation pod for the ladies but nothing for the men. Perhaps a "rub-one-out" pod for the gentlemen??? Yesterday would have been a perfect day for one.

They have private family restrooms, handicapped restrooms. Feel free to go jackoff anytime you want.

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Have they opened the transitioning lawyer lounge yet?

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I've already had enough of Rodriguez .... we're still in the first.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I can't tell if the pink is supposed to be for Mother's Day or Pepto-Bismol.

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- Henry George

How in the hell does Willy get punched out on an 87 mph fastball right over the heart of the zone? That is a fucking meatball.

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Mother fucker. Get hoss off this team already. There is no reason for that.

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Is Bernstein in the front row?

After I have to deal with my MIL, I need a dose or three of Pepto. Does that work?

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MIL vs CHC
MIL vs FC

That checks out.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Almost certainly not but I do see some degree of vague resemblance now that you mention it.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Yellich has the ability of Babe Ruth?

Oy vey.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

ARod just sucked off Joe West

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Not a mult.

Nice play by Chacin

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I don't know why, but Jess Mendoza talking about people eating each others garbage in Venezuela made me think of hnd...

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Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

garbage is venezuelan for vajay

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I wonder from time to time if ESPN just keeps A-Rod around to soak up criticism - right or wrong - that would otherwise be levied at Mendoza.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I have had enough Deslcaso