ummm...well....ummm

Dolphin was right, Beard

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Well, if nothing else, he's going bald in a hurry; also, if that's supposed to be a beard, he's not doing it right.

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Not a mult.

Yeah.. he'll be bald AF in 2 years.

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Looks like true love. What’s the problem here Bob?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

So where does Bryant's contract land whenever he signs? I think he gets close to Harper, if not passing him. The Cubs need to step up and start the extension talks.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Supposedly 90 percent of MLB players get divorced.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

Whoa... This reminds me of the time I first met my cousin's heifer then-girlfriend... First thought = "she must suck the meanest cock on this side of the Mississippi"

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That was my immediate reaction.

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Elections have consequences.

You know why fat girls suck the best cock? They have to.

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Elections have consequences.

Jealousy. And yeah I think they have been together since high school.

That isn't the best picture of her. She isn't "hot" but she ain't ugly either. Just a bit of a butterface.

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No shit right. Makes me feel better about my hairline and I've got a bunch of years on Bryant.

That said, we need a few great bald athletes. I think the problem is that a lot of dudes shave their heads now, but what ever happened to the great bald athlete, and I'm talking Terry Brawshaw type bald.



I think Andrew Luck is going to be there soon.

Jon Lester doesn't quite shave down to the skin, so you can totally see his hairline...or lackthereof.

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She gained some weight in the last year. A lot of weight, even.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

That’s ...... terrible Mike

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

She could also be 3-4 months pregnant and nobody's saying anything publicly yet.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Those kind of eyebrows freak me out.

She looks like she has been 3-4 months pregnant for the past year.

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Yeah Jessica's pictures aren't the best lately. Seen a few from Rizzo's wedding, she's obviously eating good

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Bryant is like Ryne Sandberg where he should never be seen in public not wearing a baseball hat.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

remember when everyone was chiding me for saying that Bryant would hold keeping him in the minors against the organization at contract time?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Bryant looks like he's wearing more makeup than his wife in that photo.

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No

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Yes. What of it?

Someone should do a "What If They Mated?" mashup.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

gorgeous body.

not the best face but not bad either.

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Ill still chide you on it because it’s gonna matter fuck all whether or not he re-ups here .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Isn't it obvious that resigning players who are coming into their big contract money years is worse than getting a younger player who makes a lot less?

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.