man i was so exited when cubs signed him he was fabulous ina atlanta

then he came here and was mediocre. i got his autograph and though he was kent mercker

mike looked at me and said "fucker"

i said sorry mike i wont play poker in your recliner

thwen he took a baseball and threw it at the wall

i asked if dusty cost the cubs

he sai dno: steve stone"

i said steve is a genius

mike grabbe dhis crotch and said thi s is a genius

None of this happened.

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