I’ve defended Bryant in the past when people bashed his toughness, but he’s lame as fuck.

Just opt out for th season so we can all move on.

they didnt say why he was scratched last minute. do we know before we pass judgement? what if it's flu like symptoms?

Len just announced he had the shits.

Gastrointestinal issues.

Fuck off KB

I played golf with a guy today who said he had to take a shit. We passed the half-way house twice and he said he was fine. We played one more hole before he was driving back to take a shit. Life comes at you fast.

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does he have a case of the Ben Bishops?

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

sounds like that one episode in Sienfeld where Kramer is running around because he has the runs but doesn't go since the feeling stopped.

The one useful thing that Bernstein has ever said was that men over 40 should never trust a fart.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

I had to go in the boat while fishing this morning. Ain't no problem.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

I suppose it depends on who was in the boat.

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You know me like that.

Didn't T-Bone say he packs an extra pair of shorts in his golf bag in case this happens?

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I believe that was Furious.

I have an extra shirt, pair of socks, and boxers in my golf bag. With restrooms being closed in April and May at some of the courses, I also have about an eighth of a roll of toilet paper in there as well.

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Why don't you opt out of posting?

He's a solid player. He's just not a great player.

I know he's rejected offers waiting for that 350 million deal. I wouldn't give it to him.

Maybe with Covid, and the new financial situation in MLB, he's regretting not taking whatever the Cubs offered.

20 fuckin years

ROY.
MVP.
WS.
LOL.

Hang up on all of yourselves.

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Agreed. He's no Jermaine Dye

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He is no Moncada.

it's no more complicated than the league has figured him out and he hasn't adjusted. He should take a page out of Rizzo's book.

It's ok. Makes the decision easier for the Cubs.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

he's been injured the last 3 years off and on. that's the problem.

Aramis Ramirez inducted into the DR HOF today.

I’d rather have him at 3B for 12-15 years than KB.

Sure, KB will always be a Cubs legend because of the obvious, but I see a very precipitous drop coming. Incredible talent, KB, but his best years are in the past no doubt

I think you get inducted into the DR HoF if you manage not to kill yourself in a vehicular accident.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Is TLR in?

Or on hold ?

what is the DR HOF?

I don't know, but any Psychologist that talks to you and doesn't shoot themself in the face afterwards immediately gets inducted into the DR. HOF

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There's a special wing named after Oscar Taveras. Everybody gets a complimentary 40 when they visit.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

don't see any news about Aramis Ramirez on google. what happened to him?

He got into the DR HOF.

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But not the Oscar Taveras wing. At least not yet.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal