Bros, we're all Chicagoans, but there's so many sad White Sox fans because the Cubs won the division for the second year straight and their team is just barely hanging on to win their division! Dudes, stop making it like the Cubs aren't the best team out there right now. They can beat anybody really. It's gonna be sweet as hell when they win the world series this year too. I totes see that happening. My bro Kyle was all, "They need a better bullpen!" and I'm all, "They got Marmol dude!" And then my other boy, Eduardo, is all, "They have no clutch hitters!" and I'm like, hello? They're loaded with clutch hitters, unlike the Sox, and Eduardo is a Sox fan. He gets all sad about his own team, but he still chants like a bitch "2005! 2005!"

I pretend that shit didn't happen. Just like some people pretend God didn't happen or anything, or like, that there's no national debt and shit. I'm like, in 2005, the Cubs did not make the playoffs. So WayneStylie did not follow the playoffs. Therefore, nobody won the world series in 2005. And then Sox fans are all, "Well then I'll pretend the Cubs won't win the World Series if they do!" And I'm all, "I got you bad dude because you like admitted that they will!"

That's why I like Wrigleyville. Dude everybody's your bro. We're the best fanbase there is, alive. We're like, as tight as the Romans were back like a few hundred thousand years ago. We're solid. Sox fans can go suck a nut, because the Cubs won the division and they're going all the way, like I did last night!

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Dude, you are my bro.

THE CUBS END THE WAIT IN 2008!!!! I have been saying that since April, trying to help the Sox fans get mentally ready for the inevitable. But some are just in denial. Can't face it, I guess. When it does happen, we won't really care to rub it in too much, as we will be too busy celebrating. It will be a celebration unlike any this City has ever seen. The heck of it is, with all the players that are under contract for years to come, as well as good young players in the minor league system, this team should be able to sustain this kind of performance level for years to come. It's good to be a Cub fan these days.

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Go Cubs!!!!

Hey look, two gimmick posters in a row.

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