Joe Morgan wrote:
Well what you have to understand is, in talking about presence, is that it is a second baseman's job to have presence and prominence in the infield. While some may erroneously say that it is inherent in a short stop's job, a second baseman is like a toolbox for the carpenter. The carpenter would be the pitcher, of course, because they're making it possible for an infielder to have a job. Now some may ask, "What about if a pitcher strikes someone out? What did an infielder have to do with that?" And I answer that with, "An infielder gave the pitcher confidence that if he would NOT have struck out the opposing player, then he would have most definitely given up a fly ball or something down the middle that the hitter would have knocked out of the park."
And that is what is so important about presence. It is not always about what an infielder does, or what a second baseman does--it's about what is CAPABLE of doing. Which is why in the case of Ryne Sandberg, if a second baseman is the toolbox, he is the missing flathead screwdriver that the carpenter needed and didn't have, so the pitcher had no confidence, and gave up a hit. Sandberg would have been out of position, and therefore the runner on base would have advanced. In the Machine, Ryne Sandberg would be the rusty cog that caused a breakdown. He would have been the reason a Six Flags roller coaster didn't work properly and caused a massive accident, leading to countless deaths.
My four daughters have calculated the numbers of possible fatalities in baseball if baseball was a uniformed military unit, had Ryne Sandberg been a part of it.
The numbers were higher than Pearl Harbor and Normandy combined.
Okay, I fucking hate Joe Morgan, but this was some funny shit!