It is star Trek night. The Shat is throwing out the first pitch. They play the Star Wars March?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Comic book guy must be flaming the fuck out of them right now.

To make up for it, Len and Bob will be using many split infinitives during the broadcast.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

"Lonely men, who have never had sex, not even with Jerry Sandusky."

The Onion's next headline is going to be fundamentalist nerds flying a plane into Wrigley.

Of course, since they know nothing of sports, they'll just fly into an empty Toyota Park instead.

Or they'll be confused and think Soldier Field is a crashed spaceship.