In the Dominican.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/breaking/chi-carlos-marmol-chicago-cubs-abuse-20130131,0,6356945.story

He can beat you in a lot of ways.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

He throws a lot of punches, you just have to wait for the right one to hit.

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Probably just meant to high-five her.

I was going to go along this route, although detouring slightly to say "I think he's innocent because when he throws things, quite honestly, he has no idea where they're going"

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Between this incident and Castro, the Cubs are lining up to lead the league in paternity suits. Maybe that is also part of Theo's plan.

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I didn't know you could impregnate someone by punching them in the face.

I bet he walks.

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My Maserati does 186.

C'mon,stick to Sox business. Some poor woman from a 3rd world country see's a chance to make up some crap on a millionare ballplayer. That's always a possibility.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

The best thing for the Cubs would be if Marmol went to jail/got executed, or whatever the Dominican Republic does to it's criminals.

He's just trying the K-Rod off season training program.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

There would have been at least one Hull on every mid-90's NHL team.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

At least he didn't use a rum bottle (like Sammy...for you youngsters).

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Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.- JD Vance
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

RACK 'EM!

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Awesome.

I hope Mac see's this one.

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I believe this is the last year on Marmol's contract. I don't see him being retained. The control of his pitches has never gotten developed as well as it should have and he's lost a bit on the fastball. Now, it would be even tougher to move his contract in a deal, so it seems he will be a part of the 2013 squad. As much as it would be a contract year, maybe he will step up and do well enough to cause another team to want to trade for him at the deadline and we can get a decent prospect for him at least.

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Go Cubs!!!!